John Smith continues to follow Mystery Blonde sighted at Niagara Falls in Ontario, Canada
John Smith, following his disappointing photographic shoot this afternoon in Niagara Falls, went out again tonight to try to find the Mystery Blonde and solve the mystery surrounding her. His photographs from this afternoon, when developed, had su...
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The popular BBC children's magazine show, Blue Peter, has revealed to its viewers a fascinating guide on how to hack into your favourite celebrity's mobile phone. 'It's as easy as making exploding cat food' said excitable presenter Suzy Chimpteeth. 'All you need is the phone number of someone famous, like David Beckham for example, two tin cans, a ball of string, some double sided sticky tap...
Read full storyBritain's largest treasure hoard found in a back garden in Wigan
Two amateur treasure hunters in Wigan were tying out a new metal detector in their own back garden when they uncovered a rare haul of Roman gold and silver. "We were staggered when it beeped over my petunias," said Kathy Trove. "Staggered, yeah...
Read full storyPresident, lawmakers, thinking outside the box on issue of raising the debt ceiling
Washington, DC - President Obama, House Speaker Boehner, and other key negotiators, are engaged in an epic debate regarding the issue of raising our national debt limit. Of course, most people don't realize that the debt limit, or "ceiling"--the maxi...
Read full storyFan who Caught Jeter's Milestone hit and Jeter were Little League Teammates
As it turns out, the guy who caught Derek Jeter's Milestone hit and Derek Jeter had actually played on the same little league team when they were kids. The team was coached by Jerry Gassed, who always claimed that the funny smelling liquid in hi...
Read full storyCracking the debt ceiling will increase global warming, say Tea Party scientists
America will face an environmental disaster if Congress and the Obama administration fail to reach a compromise on whether or not to increase the debt ceiling. So says a position paper released recently by the scientific arm of the American Tea Party...
Read full storyMan who Owned Newspaper to Blame for Everything
Researchers have today uncovered conclusive proof that an Australian man who owns some newspapers is to blame for everything bad that happened in the last twenty years. "It's been a living hell" said Mr T.B, a former lawyer, "for years I had to do...
Read full storyX-Men inspires United States Military
Following the recent release of X-Men: First Class, it has been revealed that the U.S. military has actually started searching for any evidence of mutant existence. Top military officials are investigating whether mutants actually did play a part...
Read full storyMystery Blonde spotted in Ontario, Canada
British Spoof Writer, vacationing in Ontario Canada, caught sight of who he believes to be the mystery blonde who appears to have captured the hearts of many British spoof writers. John Smith of Scarborough, England, said he was walking along the...
Read full storyTarot clue as 'Hanged Man' found outside Buckingham Palace
London - The discovery of a dead person impersonating a major arcana Tarot card is baffling London cops. Reports that the number 12 card, the Hanged Man, was seen dangling from a redwood sequoia slap bang opposite Buck House were published this mo...
Read full storyZac Efron and Heidi Montag Involved In An Intimate Shocker
EL SEGUNDO - Zac Efron and Heidi Montag recently happened to run into each other at a local Pizza Doll Restaurant in El Segundo. Zac who recently was dating Vanessa Hudgens and then dumped her for Taylor Momsen and then got dumped by her for Gibby...
Read full storyThe Margaret Thatcher fan club
Few of us can have missed the tragic tale of Jeremy Chisel, the professional footballer "outed" as a fan of Margaret Thatcher. For weeks before the story became public, his team-mates had teased him with jibes about the poll tax, before he finally gave in to the pressure, quit his job and left his wife. His current whereabouts are unknown. Perhaps one day, the world will be ready to accept a Marga...
Read full storyPamela Anderson Explains Why She Had To Turn Down Jennifer Aniston's Sexy Role In "Horrible Bosses"
HOLLYWOOD - Pamela Anderson is regarded as one of Canada's best imports into the United States along with Canadian Whisky and Canadian Mallards. The super-tanned blonde recently sat down with Taffeta Kixx of iRumors and talked about the recent rum...
Read full storyKathy Griffin Is So Happy That Gays and Lesbians Can Now Marry In New York That She Might Just Up And Marry Rosie O'Donnell
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Kathy Griffin who stars in her own reality show My Life on The D List says that she is one of the happiest campers in America. She told her good friend and avowed lesbian Coquette Eucalyptus with The West Hollywood Flaming Gazett...
Read full storyDiscovery Unlocks Mystery Of Elvis And The Monkeys
In a fascinating scientific study conducted over the past three years across three continents, scientists have proved beyond all doubt that monkeys and apes will never be able to impersonate Elvis. They have been found to lack a crucial piece of t...
Read full storyBrooks has New Job
Former editor of News of The World, Rebekah Brooks, has announced that she has gained new employment and will be leaving the media industry imminently. Brooks, 45 from Wapping, approached a reporter for The Spoof in the street outside a mobile pho...
Read full storyStrip Club Licence Powers A Parish Council "Con"
Proposed local government reforms which will allow Parish Councils the power to revoke strip club licences have been branded a "con" by an entertainment entrepreneur. A Government white paper aims to open up public services to competition from the...
Read full storyPoliticians shocked as journalists do their job
Britain is reeling after it emerged tabloid journalists have been doing their job properly for more than ten years. Politicians and media commentators are in a state of shock after it was revealed last week that reporters from national newspapers...
Read full storyCould it Get Worse?
The continual drip of revelations about News International,the News of the World, the Sun and the Sunday Times has caused great amusement as well as shock and disgust. But imagine the plight of John Weed, whose mobile phone was hacked just when he...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Waxwork Put In Compromising Position, Whilst Star Wears Socks In A Bath Of Baked Beans And Goldfish, Eating Chilli While Charlie Sheen Looks On From A Deckchair
Pop-star Justin Bieber was honoured earlier this year, when a waxwork model of the young superstar was unveiled, much to the joy of his adoring fans. The famous house of wax celebrities where his effigy stands suffered a break in last night, thou...
Read full storyFan who Gave Derek Jeter's 3000th Hit Ball Back, Gets to Give Jeter a Big WEDGIE!
They guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit, who is simply known as the guy who caught Derek Jeter's 3000th hit, gave the ball back to Derek Jeter without asking for any money at all. He only asked that he be able to give Jeter a big wedgie and a p...
Read full storySarah Palin Says That She Hates Getting Asked Geography Questions And May Soon Start Refusing To Answer Them
MILWAUKEE - Sarah Palin's Nationwide Bus Tour pulled into Milwaukee home of the Milwaukee Brewers baseball team and lots and lots of beer brewing companies. She was asked by GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle how her bus tour was going. She smiled...
Read full storyPresident Obama Takes A Shot At Donald Trump And Hits The Bull's Eye
BEVERLY HILLS - President Obama was in town speaking before the annual convention of the Left Coast Hair Stylists Society. FuFi Fondue, owner of The Haven of Hair Salon on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills is the Society's president and he sat at the h...
Read full storyInterview Tips for the Modern Job Seeker
In this global society we live in, employers are turning to Skype to help find it's best job candidates. Having a job interview on Skype is a lot different that talking with friends. I have compiled a list of tips for all of the novice Skype users out there. Put away all evidence of your Internet porn escapades Future employers don't want to see the soaked towel thrown to the side of your...
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