Mystery Blonde spotted in Ontario, Canada

Funny story written by Lady Godiva

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

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Mystery Blonde sighted at Niagara Falls, Canada

British Spoof Writer, vacationing in Ontario Canada, caught sight of who he believes to be the mystery blonde who appears to have captured the hearts of many British spoof writers.

John Smith of Scarborough, England, said he was walking along the Canadian side of Niagara Falls when he saw, judging from descriptions of the Mystery Blonde he had read about on The Spoof, who he believe to be the Mystery Blonde.

He walked up beside her, trying not to look obvious, and when she stopped to look at the Horseshoe Falls - he took a photograph, pretending to be taking a photo of the Horseshoe Falls themselves as were many tourists around him.

John waited ever so patiently until she turned her head away from the Falls so that he could get a better picture than the back of her head.

Luckily he was able to get a great shot. He had wanted to speak with the mystery woman but he was so excited about the photograph that he rushed straight to a Drug Store to get the film developed.

Much to John's dismay, the spray from the Falls had misted the lens of his camera and the Mystery Blonde's profile was somewhat distorted.

John was not deterred. He decided to return that evening when darkness fell and hoped against hope that the Mystery Blonde would return to the Falls to see the Falls 'lit up' as most tourists do.

John has promised to keep us updated.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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