Selena Gomez And Kim Kardashian Entertain Justin Bieber In A Field While Robert Pattinson Looks On From Behind A Hedge
MULHOLLAND DRIVE - Teen TV idol Selena Gomez along with renowned clothes horse and virtual reality TV starlet Kim Kardashian were reported tonight to have spent an inordinate amount of time pandering to the whims of Canadian bequiffed juvenile singin...
Read full storyOMG! Nude Pictures of Alice and Bob Papped!
LOS ANGELES - Nude pictures have been founded by Inhopeless Media Group of world-famous people Alice and Bob. Both have appeared in numerous comics, books, films, examples and websites - but none in the nude. However, a photo taken by IMG has s...
Read full storyCorpse found in Diana Memorial Fountain
London - "We've been as busy as Beachy Head at Christmas," a Royal Parks Agency police diver commented this afternoon, "what with so many royal wedding invite disappointees looking for a landmark Central London site. "Of course, the Diana Fountain...
Read full storyPOISON could have started life on Earth?!
The very latest cutting edge fantasy from the magical world of evolutionary thought is that formaldehyde, the highly toxic embalming agent, landed on Earth and turned into living creatures. Although the very Holy grail of spoofery, this nugget of...
Read full storyRap Legend Dr. Dre Sued For Medical Malpractice
Rap legend Dr. Dre has been a household name for decades, however the longtime hip-hop producer is making headlines for undesirable reasons, as Dre could be heading "Straight Out of Compton" and into prison. In surprising news, the music icon fi...
Read full storyFedorov Forgives Red Wing Fans, Seeks Return for 2011-12 Season
Riding his best personal milestone with the game winning goal in the 2009 Stanley Cup Playoffs, Sergei Federov left the Washington Caps and took a $9 Million a year deal back in Russia. Now with his 2-year deal at an end, Fedorov seeks a return to h...
Read full storyFuture News: First Non-White, Non-Christian, Non-Human Prime Minister Elected
(Published 2015) LONDON - The world looked to Britain to see the results of the 2015 prime minsterial elections, where relative newcomer Presitron was elected. Representing the robot/machine class of the nation - from factory workers to Roombas.
Read full storyAustrian baker arrested after baking cakes with rather a "Nazi" taste!
An Austrian baker, Herr Swashsticker (name changed for legal reasons) has been caught baking very "Nazi" cakes for his customers and consequently, is being prosecuted. Austria, birth place of Adolf, has forbidden all Nazi memorabilia and denies ha...
Read full storyConDem Government to extend London underground and Heathrow
In a brave move to "get Britain moving", the Department for Transport has announced a dramatic plan for both the London Underground and Heathrow Airport. The Minister for Transport, Con Seezontiquet, announced that work starts immediately on exten...
Read full storyGlamour Model Incensed By Botched Cosmetic Surgery
C-list glamour model Kitty Coststretcher today announced that she would be suing a Brazilian cosmetic surgeon after a botched surgical breast enhancement procedure left her sporting a great big hairy arse on her chest. Ms Coststretcher claimed tha...
Read full storyIndonesian Surgeons Mum on Reports Scars on Obama's Head Resulted from Labotomy as a Child!
Following startling speculation backed by photographic evidence of a massive scar on President Obama's scalp that he had 'massive brain surgery,' the White House refuses to confirm or deny Obama is on medication to compensate for operating with only...
Read full storyRooney Decision Could Have Global Implications
The ongoing saga over the Football Association charging Wayne Rooney with using offensive language could have major worldwide implications for old and oustanding legal cases. Should the FA disciplinary committee accepts Rooney's argument that he w...
Read full storySLEEP Legislation: Congress eliminates Medicare & Social Security for seniors
The Republican controlled congress proposed legislation yesterday to eliminate Medicare and social security for seniors. SLEEP is an acronym for: Seniors Loving Everlasting & Eternal Peace. The legislation passed unanimously among Republican hous...
Read full storyObama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter than Michael Jackson in Time for 2012 Election!"
He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now insiders say Obama is resorting to skin whitenin...
Read full storyDating Ads for less desirable professions
Here at The Spoof we know that everybody deserves love. If you're a lady looking for love, why not have a peruse of our latest dating ads? Darlington hangman, 42, GSOH is looking for a 35-45yo woman, with a long neck. Must enjoy short walks, profound words, sumptuous meals, loitering around scaffolding and not mind my occasional practical joke, such as kicking your chair away. I am not very cha...
Read full storyBig Brother Set To Return - TV Repair Man Promises Action
News that a multi-million pound deal will see Big Brother return this summer has been met with a swift response by vigilante, TV Repair Man. Channel 5 has arranged to screen the show which was dramatically dropped by C4 last year as viewing figure...
Read full storyMet Office Predicts Sizzling Barbecue Weekend - Get The Brollies Ready!
Weather boffins are today warning shivering Britons to get ready for a wet and cold weekend. They say today (Wednesday) is likely to be the hottest day of the year so far and while Thursday and Friday are likely to get cooler, the weekend could be...
Read full storyWilliam Hague Under Pressure To Resign
Foreign Secretary William Hague was last night facing calls to resign after sources reported that he had failed to "organise a piss up in a brewery" in his constituency of Richmond, Yorkshire. Hague, who was heavily criticised by British nationals...
Read full storySelena Gomez Performs Her Latest Hit "Who Says?" On Dancing With The Stars
HOLLYWOOD - Selena Gomez appeared on Dancing With The Stars and stole the show as she performed her latest hit "Who Says?" Selena, Justin Bieber's girlfriend even received a louder applause from the young males in the audience than another Disney...
Read full storyWarlock Sheen Defeated By 'Losers' In Detroit
Our favourite warlock's 'tiger blood' combusted in a live show in Detroit. Charlie's 'Adonis DNA' came to the boil when he was heckled during his live show. Poor Sheen's sweaty face went a beetroot red and his veins started bulging and tiger blood exploded from his ears. The 'Bitching Rock Star From Mars' found that he his spaceship had landed or crashed in a very unpromising location 'un...
Read full storyBrown and Boyle Face SFA Probe
Aberdeen manager Craig Brown and Motherwell owner John Boyle are to face a Scottish Football Association hearing after their touchline altercation at the end of last week's SPL fixture. The SFA's Disciplinary Committee confirmed that the two men's...
Read full storyThe Dancing With The Stars 'Results Show' - Talk Show Host Wendy Williams And Her "Girls" Heading Back To New York City
HOLLYWOOD - After receiving the lowest scores of the year, Wendy Williams, aka "The Biggun" was the second celebrity dancer to be eliminated from this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. Williams' professional partner, Tony "My Chest Hurts L...
Read full storyJustin Bieber and Selena Gomez Are Thinking About Buying One Of The Nation's Largest Hamburger Franchises
OXNARD, California - Singing sensations and extremely wealthy individuals Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez have been seriously contemplating purchasing one of America's biggest burger chains, Burgers-in-The-Round. Tittle Tattle Tonight's Pico de Gal...
Read full storyIBM Computer Watson Announces He's Available for College Commencement Speeches
Fresh from his victory on the game show "Jeopardy," he told the world at a press conference yesterday that he's ready for his next challenge: stepping up to the podium to give commencement speeches. So far, there are no invitations. But Watson...
Read full storyMuamar Ghaddafi set to join Charlie Sheen on tour
Insiders have confirmed that Libyan Strongman Muamar Ghaddafi is in negotiations to join Charlie Sheen on tour. "My torpedo of truth: Failure is not an option" will become "Twin torpedoes of truth: Failure is not an option" if the two mega super hero...
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