Muamar Ghaddafi set to join Charlie Sheen on tour

Funny story written by El Capitaz

Wednesday, 6 April 2011

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"Fire two!"

Insiders have confirmed that Libyan Strongman Muamar Ghaddafi is in negotiations to join Charlie Sheen on tour. "My torpedo of truth: Failure is not an option" will become "Twin torpedoes of truth: Failure is not an option" if the two mega super heroes join forces.

"Charlie is stoked." Said a spokesman. "He was at that party where one of Colonel Ghadaffi's kids paid Mariah Carrey a million bucks to sing four songs. What a blast. He can't wait to party with the old man himself."

"Damn straight" Confirmed Sheen by telephone. "Muamar is a big time Voodoo Witch Doctor man. As long as we don't get bombed by NATO, we are going to rock the house!"

A representative of the embattled Libyan leader said that no interviews were being granted. Colonel Ghadaffi was reported to be in seclusion, fasting and meditating, in preparation for his stage performance. And also to avoid US airstrikes and assassination attempts. But the spokesman said Ghadaffi had promised to "bring it" and "unleash the Mother of all Parties." 

"He likes to ad lib and improvise" the spokesman said of Ghadaffi. "he might execute a few dissidents, maybe behead an infidel or two--or he might just compose poetry on the spot. Wherever the mood and the art take him, he goes."

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