Road Rage Breath Tests to be Trialed in UK
For many of today's urban motorists, road rage can be a debilitating condition that can turn a pleasant roadtrip into a stressful nightmare from the pit of hell itself.
Read full storyGay Nudist Colony Opens
Provo Utah: The National Association of Gay Spouses (NAGS) announced today that a gay nudist colony, "Omega" has opened in this very conservative city.
Read full storyBush to Find Glory in the Baseball Diamond
Musicman Press - It appears that Louisville Cardnal owner, Big Chew Spitz has offered the troubled president a one year 3.8 million dollar contract to resign his current post and pitch in the M.L.B.
Read full storyLiberals are Brain Dead
Orange County CA: A study of Liberal thinkers has been conducted by the Coulter Astrological College of Analytics (CACA), a conservative think tank, located here. CACA employed behavioral science (BS) techniques to reach the conclusion that Liberals...
Read full storyNew Republican Candidate
July 4, 2008 - The GOP has introduced a new man for Republican presidential candidate, Mr. Robert Gabriel Mugabe of Zimbabwe.
Read full storyAmericans Battle Nigerians in Online War
June 30, 2008 - Sterling, VA Nigerian victims call on US authorities to take action on "innumerable international crimes committed by thousands of United States citizens", AP states. Dubbed "the American Lette...
Read full storyTerrorists Gaining Sensitive Data through Spoof Site
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security has determined that Middle-Eastern terrorist and other terrorist organizations are acquiring intelligence through secret codes written by spoof writer NickFun on the popular web site TheSpoof.com.
Read full storySerial Killer's Latest Victim Laid To Rest
Under sullen skies, at high noon, a press conference-cum-memorial ceremony was being conducted on the steps of the Van Wert City Hall to address the investigation surrounding the serial killer and to honor the latest victim. Meanwhile, three miles a...
Read full storyLoads of companies withdrawing allegedly offensive adverts
Hot on the heels of the withdrawal of Rebel the puppy in advertisements by the Tayside Police because they were offensive to Muslims, other organisations are getting in on the act to demonstrate their political correctness and stupidity.
Read full storyBritish Celebrate American Independence
Today, Britons were celebrating the Fourth of July, when the USA declared independence in 1776. Jubilant crowds let off fireworks and waved coloured bits of cloth, to show the world how glad they were to have got rid of their former colony.
Read full storyHell Welcomes Jesse Helms
(Hades) - Speaking from the crimson colored steps of the newly erected stone edifice that is Hell's Ronald Reagan Theater, Our Great Lord Lucifer at long last welcomed the newest member of his cabinet, former United States Senator Jesse Helms (Fa...
Read full storyEngland discovers oil, and invents whisky
After hundreds of years of living off Scotland, England today discovered there were oilfields in Lincolnshire, and discovered how to make whisky. Since 1898 England hasn't brought in any income to the United Kingdom, and indeed has cost Scotland,...
Read full storyBush Plans to "Youthanize" America
This week, President Bush announced a new policy for his remaining months in office.
Read full storyGreen Tea Is Beneficial to Your Health...Maybe
The latest health report shows that green tea is beneficial to your overall health and may in fact help to prevent cancer.
Read full storyDeath of Bozo the Clown Triggers World Panic
Philadelphia PA-- The sudden death of Bozo The Clown triggered a world wide panic and collapse today. The president immediately issued a red alert and went to Defcon 4. Stock markets around the world crashed over 50%. The price of oil went to $250.00...
Read full storyCarbon Dating
Radiocarbon dating, an innocuous fad scientists had developed decades ago has now turned into a multi-million dollar industry. Hundreds of dating services and sites all over the world now cater to finding people with carbon partners.
Read full storyPregnant Man Loses Right to Child
Following on from the exceptional story of a pregnant man who gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Thomas Beatie is to lose rights to look after his new born daughter after splitting from long term fiance Nancy.
Read full storyNew budget airline a bit too budgety for Civil Aviation Authority
WingPrayerAir has today announced its first scheduled flight from Newark in Nottinghamshire to Amsterdam in Holland. However, the announcement is not without concern from the Civil Aviation Authority (CAA).
Read full storyReal Presedent Makes Unimproved Offer For Ronaldo
Ramon Calderon (78) has upped the ante in the long running 'tug of bore' between Really Madrid and Manchester United over want to stay golden boy Chris Ronaldo (85). Having never made a previous offer of €200M he has now come out with a new s...
Read full storyUnited Airlines Announces Half Fares for Half Flights!
Friendly Skies, UT - Innovation in times of higher fuel prices are the only way airlines are staying afloat. However United Airlines may have crossed the line in its latest attempt to shave and save money.
Read full storyWhy It's Cool To Be Dakota Fanning
Actress reveals the Top 10 reasons she's glad she's who she is...
Read full storyUnexpected Item in Bagging area
The popularity of self serve checkouts has been confirmed in a survey conducted by Tesco's this week. Shoppers welcomed the chance to further avoid interacting with real people yet feel more improvements could be made.
Read full storyHazardous Waists
Attractive waists have replaced toxic wastes as the biggest problem clean towns in America seem to face.
Read full story'Pregnant Man' Thomas Beatie to sell newborn for $1 million
Thomas Beatie, the 34-year-old delusional attention-whore who made international headlines and a six-figure book deal by reporting himself as 'a pregnant man' on the Oprah show, has now listed his newborn on eBay with a starting bid of $50, 0...
Read full storyWe are america
Independence day is here, for the United States; a day we celebrate our history, culture and right to determine our destiny. We have also been introduced to the concept of Patriotism, in recent debates between the Presidential Candidates. So, I wanted to look at some of the reasons why, we love our nation and what being free has done for us.
Read full storyBrangelina Baby Born Under "Unusual Circumstances"
Activist-moviestar Angelina Jolie gave birth today to her first child (that is first non-adopted, non-foreign child). To the surprise of the "Wanted" star and her husband, Brad Pitt, the child appeared rather old.
Read full storyRent-A-Pal Offers Home Delivery
We all know the economy is in a state of "recession," "depression," or "screwed-upness," depending upon which expert you ask. This uncertain future leaves many people hesitant to accept the long term commitment of pet o...
Read full storyThe Idiot's Guide: Former Presidents and Employment
While professional speaker or author may be the career of choice for many former presidents, others will obviously have to follow another path.
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