Pregnant Man Loses Right to Child

Funny story written by Johnny Jawbone

Friday, 4 July 2008

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Sometimes, it's hard to be a woman.

Following on from the exceptional story of a pregnant man who gave birth to a baby girl yesterday. Thomas Beatie is to lose rights to look after his new born daughter after splitting from long term fiance Nancy.

Nancy has cited irreconcilable differences as the sole cause of the split and mentioned Thomas' strange erratic behaviour as being the primary reason for the spilt.

'One minute he'd be watching the football with his mates, swearing, belching and farting, then the next thing he'd throw everyone out, put on the Lost box set season 1-3 and start crying uncontrollably. Then he'd go off down the pub and start a fight. It just got too much for me' Nancy explained.

Thomas plans on taking this to the High Court in what Judges are already describing as 'Potentially the biggest court case ever seen, since the last one'.

More news to follow.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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