Orange County CA: A study of Liberal thinkers has been conducted by the Coulter Astrological College of Analytics (CACA), a conservative think tank, located here. CACA employed behavioral science (BS) techniques to reach the conclusion that Liberals are brain dead.
Environmental, social and economic issues were vetted by a group of Liberal thinkers from San Francisco CA, Cambridge MA and Washington DC. An equal number of Conservative thinkers from Orange County CA, Provo UT and Lubbock TX served as the control group.
The following display materials were presented for viewing one at a time.
- Eat Transfat, Polar Bear Meat and Smoke
- No Gays in the Military
- Use Nuclear, Coal Energy and Drill Offshore
- Abolish Abortion and Affirmative Action
- Lower Capital Gains Taxes
- Legalize Concealed Weapons
- Stay in Iraq
It was observed that the Liberal thinkers eyes glazed over, they foamed at the mouth and began to chant Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. The Conservative control group just smiled.
The Gore Alchemist Science Society (GASS) located in Berkeley CA, a Liberal think tank, is to conduct a similar BS study of Conservative thinkers. The above, suitably modified, display materials will be placed before Conservative thinkers and a Liberal control group employed. It is anticipated that GASS will reach the conclusion that Conservatives are brain dead.
