Now You're Cooking With Gas!

Written by Princess Poole

Friday, 4 July 2008

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Where's the beef?

As July 4th approaches and families across the country prepare for the annual cook-out, many find the steaks and bratworst have been eaten by the car!

With budget busting gas prices, some shoppers are seeking cheaper meat alternatives like chicken necks and pig's feet. Some are even going vegetarian.

"We're roasting carrots this year instead of weinners," says Alba Cheap. "We tried roasting beans but they kept falling through the grill into the fire."

Another option is going food free altogether and roasting something already lying around the house, like the curtains Grandma got you for Christmas last year. At least that way you don't have to look at them all the time.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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