Big Brother Mohamed Mohamed Favourite To Be First Black Winner
As Big Brother 2008 nears its exciting conclusion, polls show that Mohamed Mohamed is the bookies' favourite to win, and, in a mirror-image of current events in the US Presidential elections, could become the first black winner in the race for the Ho...
Read full storyBush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!
US worst president ever, George W Bush and his untrustworthy mentor and sidekick, Dick "Face Shooter" Cheney are in full retreat from the humiliating storm of criticism that was about to engulf them at the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities.
Read full storyFrench Catholic Communities Made to Sign New Child Abuse Register
The Fifth Republic of France is to adopt a controversial policy regarding child abuse in the country. As from January 2009 the senior (or oldest) Roman Catholic male in all catholic communities has to sign a National Child Abuse Register on behalf...
Read full storyHarry Potter to be banned in India
Controversy has erupted in India as it has produced its own version of the J.K. Rowling character, Harry Potter in Hindi. The makers of Bollywood's Hari Putter - A Comedy Of Terrors have defended the film, saying it has nothing in common with Har...
Read full storyIronic Surnames
Following the news that Brian Blessed is to be banned from Songs Of Praise, here are some more ironic names. Brian Blessed......... Not any more. I SAID NOT ANY MORE!!! Neil Young............ Not for about 40 years Jimmy Young........... Not for about 70 years And more will follow. Please send in your suggestions.
Read full storyOxygen Addiction
Following X Files star David Duchovny's admittance to a clinic for Sex Addicts, his former X Files Co-Star Gillian Anderson admitted in a frank interview, that unless she has a regular fix of oxygen, she will die. The Bleak House star admitted the...
Read full storyThose Meddling Kids
The success of the team behind The Mystery Machine, has been found, it is down to their sporting prowess. Scooby Doo, the mastermind behind the team, though has been disqualified due to an over reliance on Scooby Snacks. Shaggy is a former Table T...
Read full storySeb Coe's 1980's Disco
Seb Coe, the Olympic medal winning athlete has launched a brand new business venture, Seb Coe's 1980's Disco. In a venture aimed at increasing funding for the Olympics in 2012, and Tony Blair's attempts at being Britain's Tiddly Wink's champion, t...
Read full storyThe 118 118 Duo arrested in missing peronal data scandal
The Home Office last night released a shocking statement that the 118 118 duo have been arrested on suspicion of stealing highly confidential personal data from the Government. It is believed that the recent spate of misplaced and stolen laptops a...
Read full storyVivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change
Weird 'fashion' designers Vivienne Westwood, 98, and Stella McCartney have been asked by an Animal Rights group to redesign the bearskin hats worn by the sentry guards at Buckingham Palace. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PEfETHIC) is...
Read full storyRepublican Platform Committee Replaces "Fiscal Responsibility" With "Fiscal Insanity"
St Paul, Minnesota After a heated floor-fight between supporters of Ron Paul and other "Traditional" fiscally Conservative Republicans ... on the one hand ... and the followers of John McCain, and the other Neo-Con proponents of the New World Order...
Read full storyNew Orleans Looting Latest
New Orleans residents evacuating the city today to escape Hurricane Gustav are being strongly advised to take all their valuables with them, and to secure everything they can't, because the police cannot guarantee properties will not have been looted...
Read full storyNew Orleans residents flee Bush
New Orleans residents have been forced to evacuate the city after the news that President Bush is to forego his appearance at the Republican Convention in order to 'help the city of New Orleans face the hurricane.' Hordes of city-dwellers immediat...
Read full storyDIY Giant To Ban Russia's Olympic Team From Its Croydon Branch
A controversy is controversing like buggery today over plans by retail giant, B&Q, who according to reports being reported, is planning to ban the sale of gardening implements. A spokesman for the DIY chain commented: "Gardening gear can be...
Read full storyThe Russians Are Coming
The next President of The United States is going to be drawn into a new Cold War (but he doesn't yet know it)... Forget the arms race - enter the arts race! The break-up of the old communist styled Soviet Union was a mere smokescreen - the KGB...
Read full storySarah Palin to release Pregnancy Fitness video
Sarah Palin, the newly chosen running mate to Senator John McCain is to release a video demonstrating how she kept her incredible shape during her last pregnancy. Despite her fifth child weighing in at over 6lbs, Palin showed no visible signs of p...
Read full storySah Finger? Gangland Boss In Amazing Career Swap
Gangland boss, Barry "the Makerel" Morris has stunned his former criminal pals and has turned over a new leaf as a respectable restrateur in the sleepy holiday harbour town of Padstow. Speaking from his seaside Michelin starred eatery he tells us:...
Read full storyPalin Already Has Cheney's Play Book
Repub Candie VPiLF Sarah Palin seems to already have the personnel philosophy of present VP Dick " Shoot'em in the face" Cheney. Apparently Palin's sister was married to a dirt bag drunken deputy. The lovely couple are going through a vicious divorce...
Read full storyThousands of US Chickens Blockaded from Kiev
Vengeful Russia under the iron thumb of Vlad " The Imp" Putin has been seeking every means for revenge against the US. Pay back comes for US support of Georgia against Russia's attempts to reestablish the Soviet empire and the US efforts to reignite...
Read full storyPalin Had Her Daughter's Baby by John McCain!
Repub Candie VPiLF Sarah Palin, former beauty queen and snowmobile mogul, apparently made believe she was pregnant for the fifth time after keeping the make believe pregnancy a secret for seven months to protect her daughter from the disgrace of bear...
Read full storyBig Easy Adopts Hard On Bush Katrina Policy in the Face of Gustav: "You are on your own!"
They say that abused people sometimes develop compassion for other people in pain. Other sufferers tend to pass on the pain. The City of New Orleans after its continual abandonment by their nation under Bush appears to be part of the latter group of...
Read full storyVP-ILF Candie Sarah Palin Played Skin Flute for McCain
Every beauty pageant contestant has to have two big things in her favor. besides those two "Reasons" there is also the talent contest. Some do card tricks. Others sinf opera. While still more twirl and stroke batons. Sarah Palin played the flu...
Read full storyEyeglass Industry Booms As Sarah Palin Is Nominated for Vice-President
Thanks to John McCain, a Four-Eye is at the forefront of the American political scene. "We're ecstatic," declared one executive of an eyeglass manufacturing firm. "Sarah Palin is showing the world you can be gorgeous and also wear eyeglasses. Sh...
Read full storyBig Boss Cop Caught Playing Zebra Crossing Hopscotch Amid Racist Row
Yesterday two top London cops locked horns at an independent police tribunal. The big boss cop (cop A) and a subordinate (cop B) were told to ¨buck their ideas up and get on with their jobs¨ The row erupted when the subordinate claimed his whit...
Read full storyDrinking Age Lowered To Eleven
CHICAGO - At a meeting here of American college and university presidents, a motion was made and passed to lower the drinking age to 11. "At first the drinking age was 18. Then it was raised to 21, and caused a lot of resentment," stated Dr. Robe...
Read full story'Architectural Digest' Features Black Hole Of Calcutta
CALCUTTA - Architectural Digest, the premier lifestyles magazine, is featuring the Black Hole of Calcutta in this month's edition. "We wanted to do a spread on 19th century life, especially in the Third World" explained Paige Smith, editor in chi...
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