Bush and Cheney Run from Storm; Would Rather Face Gustav!

Funny story written by Pointer

Sunday, 31 August 2008

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Picture Bush and Cheney up a tree with this madding crowd about to go Abu Graib and Gitmo on the bastards!

US worst president ever, George W Bush and his untrustworthy mentor and sidekick, Dick "Face Shooter" Cheney are in full retreat from the humiliating storm of criticism that was about to engulf them at the Republican Convention in the Twin Cities.

Among others, the soon to be indicted idiots have invaded the wrong country, squandered billions of dollars of government surplus and allowed the glorious Crescent City, New Orleans to be destroyed and to stay destroyed. The Gulf States despite the imminent landing of category five hurricane Gustav seemed like a friendlier place for the pitiable pair of war criminals.

That is until the father of the Iraq War and his little fellow chicken hawk adviser were spotted by a desperate throng of evacuees fleeing New Orleans. Scarred and battered by Katrina and the aftermath of neglect by the Bush administration, one evacuee identified culprits of the collapse of America and sicced the mad mob on them.

At last report the category six riot had treed the usually clandestine couple and were about go Abu Graib and Gitmo on their sorry asses!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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