Those Meddling Kids

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 31 August 2008

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In my spare time, I am Scooby Doo.............

The success of the team behind The Mystery Machine, has been found, it is down to their sporting prowess.

Scooby Doo, the mastermind behind the team, though has been disqualified due to an over reliance on Scooby Snacks. Shaggy is a former Table Tennis Champion,who let it all go when he fell in love with a woman who broke his back.

Velma is a former Archery champion, who had to give up the sport due to the detached retina that now means that she has to wear glasses. Daphne was a former gymnast, and Fred was on the Basketball team.

Mr Jones the Lighthouse Keeper, and villian of the piece in many episodes said: 'I thought that they were Meddling Kids because they poked their noses where they were not wanted. Now I know differently, and I am afraid to say that I feel somewhat ashamed for the shoddy way in which I treated them. Although, I would kick that Scappy Doo where the Sun has never shone. Irritating little thing he was, and no mistake'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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