Written by Pointer

Sunday, 31 August 2008

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Palin's daughter after being comforted by Clinton

Repub Candie VPiLF Sarah Palin, former beauty queen and snowmobile mogul, apparently made believe she was pregnant for the fifth time after keeping the make believe pregnancy a secret for seven months to protect her daughter from the disgrace of bearing a child of John McCain.

The neanderthal Repub Prez candie promised Palin that he would name her to be his running mate if she would cover up his rendezvous with Palin's teen age daughter.

Palin and McCain go back to the days of his judgeship in the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant when contestant Sarah played the skin flute in the POW's Juneau Hilton Hotel room. The McCain campaign has called in Cleaner, Bill Clinton to advise all parties.

Clinton was last seen comforting Palin's teen daughter...

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