Written by Pointer

Sunday, 31 August 2008

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Sarah Palin turned her cheek and fired the Sheriff's ass!

Repub Candie VPiLF Sarah Palin seems to already have the personnel philosophy of present VP Dick " Shoot'em in the face" Cheney. Apparently Palin's sister was married to a dirt bag drunken deputy. The lovely couple are going through a vicious divorce.

Governor Palin, despite her Congeniality Crown from her failed attempt to become Miss Alaska decided to arrange the firing of sis's deadbeat dick.

When said dismissal was resisted by the head of the Sheriff's department, the Guv called the VP for advice. Cheney is said to have told Palin that he had fired dozens of US attorneys for alot less than mistreating his sister.

Cheney is known to have sent dozens of personal enemies to Gitmo and Abu Graib. Fire his ass or shoot him in the face was Cheney's counsel.

Sarah a long gun toting Oakely Annie chose to lay down her arms for once, take up her pen and fire the poor motherfucker's ass!

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Topics: Sarah Palin

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