Written by Pointer

Sunday, 31 August 2008

image for Big Easy Adopts Hard On Bush Katrina Policy in the Face of Gustav: "You are on your own!"
Mayor Nagin showed TheSpoof his new hard on

They say that abused people sometimes develop compassion for other people in pain. Other sufferers tend to pass on the pain. The City of New Orleans after its continual abandonment by their nation under Bush appears to be part of the latter group of the bitter and the mean.

As Hurricane Gustav who makes Katrina look like a child blowing out birthday candles takes the Gulf States in his murderous sites, New Orleans city official are telling the city residents that if they stay they are on their own. No shelter, no rescue, no emergency resources!

Mayor Ray Nagin said that he is tired of fighting the do nothing federal government. He has decided to join them in doing nothing to help the people of The Big Easy. Bush has been such a hard on that I have decided to join him rather than waste my time beating it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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