Bush Eats Bowl Of Snots At Restaurant
White House chiefs were this evening attempting to underplay the arrest of President Bush, who was last night found eating a bowl of snots at a restaurant in the Bronx.
Read full storyPresident Ahmadinejad invites George Bush to Speak at an Iranian University of Holocaust Studies
Tehran, Iran - (Loquacious Mess): President George Bush has been invited to speak at Tehran's Iranian University of Holocaust Studies in a reciprocal move following Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's address of Columbia University's School of Psychiat...
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Washington AC/DC - (Ass Mess): Senator Larry Craig has been invited to the official inauguration ceremony of London Heathrow Airport's Terminal 5 new building next March.
Read full storyBritney Spears Latest Flash News - Not Vagina, Breasts or Nipples!
Troubled songstress Britney Spears has once again been caught on camera exposing her most intimate areas, single-handedly ruining her carefully orchestrated comeback once again.
Read full storyVictoria Beckham Goes Nude For Anorexics Against Fur
Dubious fashion icon and Spice girl Victoria Beckham has become the latest member of the celebrity A-list to strip off for an anti-fur campaign.
Read full storyBush to bipartisan passage of $35 billion increase to State Children's Health Insurance Program: It's DOA! Indoctrination, not immunization!
Washington, D.C. - Finally getting what he asked for, bipartisanship, President Bush now stands ready to veto one of the few things the majority of Republicans and Democrats have come to agree upon and what the youngest and most venerable of our nati...
Read full storyHillary To Handout $5,000 To U.S. Babies
Just when you thought the presidential candidates couldn't possibly do or say anything else stupid ...
Read full storyNew York Mayor Michael Bloomberg thought Tory conference was a comedy festival
David Cameron was reportedly embarrassed after New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg's "funny man" routine at the Tory party conference at Blackpool. The Mayor arrived in a jester's hat...
Read full storyAhmadinejad explains why there are no homosexuals in Iran
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was recently cited as proof that the CIA's overthrowing Iran's last democratically elected president in 1953 wasn't such a great idea after all.
Read full storyScotland Yard Hunts German Terrorism Suspect
London - (Suspicious Mess): A key terrorism suspect is on the run in Europe according to security officials who have roped in New Scotland Yard to help with the probe.
Read full storyChileans plan spoof Maddy TV soap
Santiago, Chile - (UnbelieveablyTacky Mess): In a deal brokered by their defence attorney Michael Caplan QC the McCanns' story is being touted in Chile where a TV soap production team headed by scriptwriter Pablo Illanes plans to broadcast it nex...
Read full storyRonnie Wood: The night I told George Harrison I was sleeping with Cliff Richard
Barking, London - (Colossal Mess): Musician Ronnie Wood tells reporters about night he told George Harrison about his passionate three year fling with porn-again believer Cliff Richard:...
Read full storyNazis reinvent themselves in Indian soft furnishings industry
Mumbai, India - (ThirdReich Mess): And you thought the Nazis ended with Adolf Hitler's suicide in a Berlin bunker in 1945? Think again.
Read full storyHollywood Big Noses gather to celebrate at Annual Event
A glittering array of stars turned out last night for the 42nd annual Nosey's. Celebrating the best and the brightest big nosed stars, the event attracted such luminaries as Barry Manilow,
Read full storyGeorge Michael admits problems with Marijuana - It is difficult getting hold of good grass!
Ex Wham star and gay Greek poster boy, Giorgos Mikalos, has admitted at last that his marijuana smoking is becoming a problem. "I smoke shed loads" he told Kirsty Young on BBC's Deserted Iceland Discs.
Read full storyParis Hilton To Visit Rwanda, Rwandan Citizens Panic For Vaccination
After being made aware of human atrocities perpetrated in Rwanda, Paris Hilton has displayed a concern for the citizens of troubled Rwanda and has decided to do a good will tour of the war torn, disease infected, country. Paris believes that if she d...
Read full storyCar Dealer Announces National Used Car Screening Day
Bubba Motors, Oklahoma City's largest Oldsmobile dealer, held the first annual "National Used Car Screening Day" on September 29th. Bubba Johnson, proprietor, put the event together after reading about National "Depression" Sc...
Read full storyIan Brady: A fight to die.
Senior Labour spokesman and MP for Highbury and Islington, Grace Shepherd has reacted strongly to suggestions that British judges are contemplating the possibility of allowing Ian Brady to starve himself to death.
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