After being made aware of human atrocities perpetrated in Rwanda, Paris Hilton has displayed a concern for the citizens of troubled Rwanda and has decided to do a good will tour of the war torn, disease infected, country. Paris believes that if she does a tour it will draw attention to the peoples plight.
Before someone informed Paris of the tragedies occurring in Rwanda, she thought Rwanda was a flavor of lip-gloss. Who knows, maybe she's checking into the price of a small African country - It may look great with wall-to-wall carpeting.
Upon hearing of the impending visit, the Rwandan government has issued a warning to it's citizens that they should go to their nearest doctor and be inoculated with the anti skank virus, ASV, vaccination. While Rwanda already has a huge problem with HIV, AIDS, The Black Plague, Malaria, Cholera, Dysentery and Ebola, they want to keep the country safe from any additional rogue diseases.
Given Paris Hilton's skanky reputation the citizens of Rwanda should show concern and act accordingly. Rwanda is free of Hollywood party girl diseases and the populas has no resistance to such infections.
MD. Oban Whan, Rwanda's Health Minister said in a press statement, supplies of the ASV vaccination are well stocked and there should be no shortages."
From the desk of
Buck E Filbert