In recent happenings from the quiet, quaint Bulgarian town of Velika Tarnovo, four women have solemnly sworn to kick butt and keep their streets safe.
Iva, the youngest was quoted saying in a really bad accent; "We decided to clean the town streets of all the filth! So we first took a broom and..." Unfortunately, before she could get any further, she was silenced by Mila, the domineering gang leader who was also previously accused of gangraping squirrels. The fact that she is the only she-male of the gang is still being disputed.
Armed to the teeth, Mila, Svetla, Iva and Eliza patrol the town square every night to keep vigil.
Many do wonder, what exactly these daring, tight leather clad, bootilicious, crime fighting bombshells might be doing in a town where the crime rate hasn't even been recorded for the past three years.
Mila rubbished that statement by informing us that it was always safe to be prepared. And therefore, she always carries live hand grenades everywhere she wanders.
They claimed that they drew inspiration from the Charlie's Angels series and appreciated the way the angels maintained flawless radiant skin, glossy hair and were still be able to send the bad guys flying many feet in the air.
When we enquired about their boyfriends and husbands, the four of them jokingly told us that they were all dead.. The girls indulge in other hobbies such as Man hunting, gossiping at the parlour, waxing the hair off each other's backs and polishing their 'guns'.
According to Svetla, her most traumatising experience was when she broke a nail while punching a Moose that blocked their path.
Considering the fact that these girls cause more harm than help, their tales of heroism are yet to be verified.
Nonetheless, they are still going to play major roles in the upcoming ninth establishment of the Charlie's Angels series where Cameron Diaz plays an 80 year old anorexic ass-kicker.