Saudi arms-for-peerages: 'Spanish Inquisition' unit protects Blair cronies by locking up whistlblowers in loony bins

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Sunday, 27 May 2007

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Saudi Arms for Peerages scam will be the Corrupt Bastards Club undoing

Whitehall - (Ass Mess): Just before Fraud Squad cops arrested UK Prime Monster Tony Blair's blind trust portfolio bagman Lord Levy last year along with Downing Street gatekeeper Ruth Turner and top Labour Party sperm donor Sir Christopher 'Bung' Evans, Whitehall mandarins formed a shadowy new national cover-up unit along the lines of the famous Spanish Inquisition with huge new powers to detain whistleblowers indefinitely using mental health laws.

Reports of this unit have just been published despite lengthy Downing Street denials billed as 'paranoid gibberish'.

Details however have now emerged and paint a grim picture of the underlying fascism of the Blair Administration as it ducks for cover in a forthcoming Day of Judgement treason trial never before experienced in this country.

The Anally Fixated Corrupt Bastards Threat Assessment Centre was quietly set up last year to persecute individuals who pose a direct threat to the machinery of governement including the Prime Monster, the Cabinet and the totally fake House of Mountbatten plants seeded by IRA fascist descendants of Stalin and Hitler.

The unit was given sweeping powers to frame more than 10,000 targets' files by identifying anybody easy enough to harras with trumped up medical evidence labelled as a psychological fixation against public figures.

Psychiatrists and psychologists were recruited from pals of Lord Levy and told they have the power to order treatment including forcible detention of targeted whistlelowers into secure psychiatric units.

Their remit was to pursue anybody vulnerable to attack in the same way that the Spanish Inquisition targeted sexual prey for its perverted gratification requirements.

The Blair Administration then attempted once again to bulldoze its way through the House of Commons with fascist legislation for the forcible treatment of dissent by the invention of new psychiatric conditions that made the medical profession look like an assinine Scientological clap-trap cult.

Time and again the Lords threw out attempts to legislate for the treatment of imaginary conditions which typically only exist in the perverted minds of corrupt dictatorships.

While Parliament played ping-pong with countless amendments before throwing out the final new legislation, the Threat Assessment Unit began its trawl to legally detain people for an indefinite period without trial, criminal charges or even evidence of a crime being committed, and with virtually no rights of appeal.

What the Catholic Church perfected during the Inquisition and during its blessing of the Holocaust horrors the Blair Administration evolved into a 21st replica under the guise of a Rovian Whore on Terra.

And then the Saudi arms-for-peerages cops struck at the heart of government.

A remorseless trawl of government communications identified the same conspiracy that sold the public the 9/11 massacre as a wholly fundamentalist Islamic incident and a WMD fantasy blaming Saddam for the Corrupt Bastards Club lack of a global war victory achievement.

With a few weeks to go before finally leaving Downing Street Blair might have thought he'd blag his way out of the entire fiasco by blaming Levy, screwing over Turner and arranging a tragic 'accident' for Bung Evans.

Until that is BP's Lord Browne was publicly branded a liar and identified as the sleeping partner that Blair needed to pay Osama to organise 9/11, bribe Corrupt Bastards Club client dictators into agreeing to oust Saddam, steal the UN's Oil-for-Fraud $18 billion, redistribute it among all UN-avoiding supporters of the illegal war and pay off bent spooks for planting fake WMD evidence.

Now Browne is languishes in disgrace. And London rumors consistently sugest that the very Unit set up to frame his detractors has now amassed enough evidence to hang him along with the entire Blair Administration.

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