Phallic Symbols Ready? On Guard!

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Saturday, 24 March 2007

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Dueling Phalluses

There have been plenty of testosterone fueled conflicts but the first architectural confrontation of phallic symbols have been brought to the San Diego skyline courtesy of the Mormon and Roman Catholic church.

The towering spire of St Erectile Tishoe built by the generous contributions of the poor faithful Mexican-American Catholics of San Diego's Old Town rises across the blue city sky while just across an urban plaza the new Mormon Temple's giant shaft dedicated to Jesus Christ of Ladder-like Saints seems to cross swords with the Catholic skyscraping pinnacle.

Citizen faithful of both religions have tried to prevent the competing cataract."Everyone knows that the male phallus has been much more identified with Mormon BigLove, lds Theologian, Polly Gamist argued, "Catholics competed in the days of Pray, Pay and Obey but now that contraception is a Catholic as gargling with Holy Water after oral sex, Mormon religion has become the dominant male skygod principal"

Traditionalist RC Bishop Phirm Bona disputed Gamist's findings: "RC's still beat lds in denial of rights to women and gays. This establishes our machocracy. thus our stiff prick of a church tower is two feet six inches larger than the Mormons. Size matters!"

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