I,ET McCrone Wants your vote!

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 24 March 2007

Enon Tone McCrone, candidate for PrezMinister offers American and British voters reasons why his campaign to be both US Prez and UK PM deserves their support:

I, ET McCrone am not even remotely related to Bill Clinton!

I, ET McCrone promises to uninvolve England in the nuclear arms race.

I, ET McCrone make no pretense to have a multi-racial heritage though I have operatored an elevator/lift in two lands and three cities.

I, ET McCrone am not disguising my candidancy as some pedantic professorial pseudo-scientific scare-film maker. I am not a pediatrician, a prof, a pseudo, scientist or fear-mongering docu-dharmatist. I am low class in two lands but I am gggoooiiinnnggg uuuupppp!

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