Enon Tone McCrone, candidate for PrezMinister offers American and British voters reasons why his campaign to be both US Prez and UK PM deserves their support:
I, ET McCrone am not even remotely related to Bill Clinton!
I, ET McCrone promises to uninvolve England in the nuclear arms race.
I, ET McCrone make no pretense to have a multi-racial heritage though I have operatored an elevator/lift in two lands and three cities.
I, ET McCrone am not disguising my candidancy as some pedantic professorial pseudo-scientific scare-film maker. I am not a pediatrician, a prof, a pseudo, scientist or fear-mongering docu-dharmatist. I am low class in two lands but I am gggoooiiinnnggg uuuupppp!
