Brad Pitt Catches Angelina Jolie With Jennifer Aniston
As if the whole Ménage à Ménage couldn't get any Ménagier, Ocean's Thirteen star Brad Pitt walked in on his live-in wife Angelina Jolie who, one Paparazzi source said was in the embrace of his EX-wife, Jennifer Aniston. Police, on th...
Read full storySoothsayers warn Ford's state funeral is cursed
Washington DC - (Rottweilers): Soothsayers from both the Ancient American Order of the Skull 'N' Bones (Osteoporosis Division) and the Hellfire Club are warning today that accident prone President Gerald Ford may be carrying the Curse of the...
Read full storyPaparazzi on the trail of Heather Mills' changeling
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Prince William, the eldest son of the Pretender to the Throne, has been outed today as the natural bastard offspring of warring one-legged self-publicist Heather Mills, who replaced Princess Diana's toddler after C...
Read full storyWilliam outed as Heather Mills's cuckoo implant
London - (ReUterus & Ass Mess): Prince William, officially the eldest son of the Pretender to the Throne, has been outed today as the natural bastard offspring of warring one-legged self-publicist Heather Mills, who replaced Princess Diana's todd...
Read full storyRoger Not Jolly Over Christmas Purchase
An old age pensioner is to take the Apple computer giant to court in a case that could well be a landmark, a watershed and a sea change in Britain's legal system.
Read full storyWe Predict A Riot As Nostradamus Turns Up In Penge
Nostradamus is back and living in Penge according Arthur Botulism from Penge. Arthur told The Spoof:...
Read full storyVatican and Mindballs in virtual brothels joint venture
Science Museum, London - (Ass Mess): The Holy See has given its official blessing to a virtual brothels joint venture with the pioneering brain-wave machine manufacturers Mindballs in a move to cut veneral disease, bankrupt prostitution rackets and d...
Read full storyEverything Reported OK In The South After "Johnny Comes Marching Home" Late Last Night
Spoof news reports that shotgun blasts and Black Cat firecrackers were the standard-bearers at midnight this morning in the South as rebels, or, rather, revelers brought in the New Year in genuine, southern fashion.
Read full storyOne's Having A Right Royal Laugh
A story emerging about the Royal revels at Sandringham last night when the country's top family decided to play some after dinner games.
Read full storySaddam Hussein Pays President Bush A Late Night Visit
Secret Service agents were awakened by cries of "YAAAA!" after President Bush reported a visitation by deceased Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. Bush, visiting his Crawford ranch has, officials say, stopped hiding in the pantry but still unfort...
Read full storyTelevised Executions, T.V. execs ponder the issue.
Saddam Hussein was hanged to death two days ago. The execution was video taped in HD and standard Def, filmed, vid phone recorded and still image captured.
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