Written by Tegid Gillott-Jones

Monday, 1 January 2007


By Karl Marx & Tegid Gillott-Jones.


The history of all hitherto Tory policy is the history of continual class struggle.

The bourgeois Labour Party has since the very beginnings of time possessed the power and continually oppressed the proletarian Conservative Party of the working people.

Society as a whole has been for some time splitting up into two great hostile camps. It is splitting into two great classes, directly facing each other--Conservative and Labour, Proletariat and Bourgeois, Serf and Lord. It is a fight to be resolved in only one way, to create ruin from the current oppressive system, to bring forth revolution!

Since the earliest ages, from the times of the Tory serfs of the Middle Ages the working classes have been prevented from fulfilling their potential.

The modern world markets have failed to reduce the gulf in financial success between the current classes. Working Tories continue to be exploited and refused adequate reward for their continued slavery.

The working Tory has no country. They cannot take from what they do not own. First the Conservative proletariat must acquire political supremacy. They must take back the political power from the ridiculous bourgeois Labour movement.

Tories must all rise to become the leading class of the Nation. They must create themselves a new Nation from the rubble of the past.

Once they take control national differences will disappear and antagonism between people will vanish. Freedom for every Tory to claim this new freedom. Freedom of commerce, freedom to the world market, the mode of production and the conditions of the life corresponding thereto.

United action is called for!

Arise you oppressed Tory men!

Take back the means of production!

Overthrow your Labour Slave Masters!

Comrades be Free!

Comrades Unite.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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