One's Having A Right Royal Laugh

Funny story written by Duff

Monday, 1 January 2007

image for One's Having A Right Royal Laugh
Charles: "I didn't fu****g well cheat! Right?"

A story emerging about the Royal revels at Sandringham last night when the country's top family decided to play some after dinner games.

A footman who does not want to be identified told us:

"Prince Harry got out Twister and the younger Royals had a go but had to abandon the game when the future king, Prince Charles, jiggered his back.

"Next it was charades and that sparked a right royal hoo-hah too, as allegations of cheating abounded when future king, Prince William, accused his future king dad, Prince Charles, of saying a clue instead of acting it out.

"The whole thing then ended in a game of hide and seek with Camilla being 'it' as the other Royals all jumped into a taxi and left her there on her own"

A visibly shaken Lionel Blair has told The Spoof:

I am rocked to my foundations to think that future king, Prince Charles, would cheat at my hit show 'Give us a clue'

Michael Aspel was unavailable for comment but is said, by a source close to him, to shocked and saddened by the news.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

Comedy spoof news topics
Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more