Girlfriend, Boyfriend Resolve To Annoy Each Other More In 2008
(New York) Longtime couple Susan Marx and Joshua Faber resolved to use more passive aggressive behavior and other forms of psychological torture to make each other even more miserable in the New Year.
Read full storyBush declares war on tree frogs
President Bush together with the United States Senate passed a joint resolution to authorize the use of the United States Armed Forces against tree frogs. The measure needed one-half of a 237 vote to pass. It was passed 77 to 23.
Read full storyWorld's Worst Dictator 2008 List Grows - New Additions Very Likely
According to Parade Magazine, there are more than 70 dictators in this world and each year they have a top 20 list (similar to TheSpoof.com's top 15 writer's board) that chan...
Read full storySpoof Writer goes insane
Not so well known spoof writer Henman is reported to have gone completely bonkers by his neighbours. At present, he has been taken into custody by the police and will soon be going under rigorous rehabilitation.
Read full storyWinehouse dumps detoxed husband, legs it to Jamaica with Pete Doherty
Montego Bay, Jamaica - (Bad Ass Mess): Singer Amy Whinehouse has fled old Blighty, leaving behind newly detoxed jailbird husband Flake Bleeder-Weevil at HMP Belmarsh for a two week sunshine holiday in the Carribean with Pete Doherty.
Read full storyChristmas is to be sponsored
Coca-Cola have agreed to sponsor next years Christmas, in a deal worth around £2.4 Billion. This means that the only soft drinks available will be made by Coca-Cola. Santa will also have to have the Coca-Cola logo on his hat and coa...
Read full storyDolly the Sheep, Kylie & Des 'Crack Cocaine' Lynam: Gorgon Brown's Trash-for-Honours 2008
Drowning Street - (Worse Ass Mess): "Arise, Dame Kylie Minogue of Trashville!" Buckingham Palace is getting ready to honor the biggest trash heap ever to be inflicted on the beleaguered and long-suffering British public since Whore on Terra...
Read full storyLife Beyond Boxing day
Boxing day happened and the visitors boxed unexpectedly, only to realize the very next day what they were doing. It was never too late though and India got back to their game plan - buckling under pressure, even if there is none.
Read full storyChristopher Robin and Winnie the Pooh behind Tigger zoo attacks
Shoeprints discovered at the scene of the deadly escape of a tiger at San Francisco zoo was yesterday being investigated by cops, as it was revealed that the wall of the moat around the animal pen was almost 20ft lower than it was supposed to...
Read full storyYou Tube reveals Bush Nose Job
Dateline Orwellia - In an interview recorded by Fox News on September 12, 2001, Washington plastic surgeon Abe Schwartz reported that President Bush underwent surgery to shorten his nose on the afternoon of 911-2001.
Read full storyKing David's list of top 11 well-intended gifts that, frankly, suck
It was reported today that satirist and Spoofwriter, King David has compiled his 2007 Christmas list of top 11 gifts that frankly suck and topping the list this year is the Fissure Price Farmer Says talking toy.
Read full storyRon Paul Caught Peeping in Davenport Women's Bathroom Window
Davenport, Iowa - Desperate to reach voters in Iowa, an embarrassed Ron Paul today admitted looking in a Davenport woman's bathroom window, apologizing for the incident later in the day.
Read full storyHappy Period, Cramping Sales
Cincinnati - The new feminine hygiene advertising campaign; "Have a Happy Period", has put a serious cramp in sales of a major consumer goods company, according to Wall Street analysts.
Read full storyNo Honours
Comedy duo Little and Large have once more been missed of from the Queen's New Year's Honours list. Eddie Large and Syd Little have been secretly campaigning for their efforts in British Comedy to be recognised. Syd Little speaking to us earlier s...
Read full storyThought For The Day With Tony Blair
When I heard yesterday of the death of boogie-woogie jazz pianist Oscar Peterson, it brought to mind the words attributed to Thomas More in Bolt's play "A Man for All Seasons", when he was threatened with that imposter death by the Duke of Norfolk. "Death comes for us all my Lords, yes even for kings he comes." And I thought: "Yo, even for the maharaja mutha of the key...
Read full storyAlex Jones' Megaphone Stolen!
Prominent conspiracy theorist and protestor Alex Jones returned home from his weekday radio show yesterday to find his house ransacked.
Read full storyAndy Murray To Play Wimbledon 2008 In Kilt
Andy Murray, the moody Scottish tennis player, is heading for a showdown with the games ruling body, after he declared his intention to break the strict dress code for Wimbledon 2008, by wearing a tartan kilt with NOTHING UND...
Read full storySpice Girls Hire Disabled Support Group For World Tour
The Spice Girls, those pop princesses with a combined age of 198, have surprised music fans by handing a supporting role on their current world tour to a disabled all-girl band, The Spazz Girls.
Read full story5000 Santas Laid Off
There was some bad news for the Government in the Commons today, when Employment Secretary Albert Dole announced that 5000 Santa Claus jobs had "gone to the wall" since Christmas Day.
Read full storyQueens New Year's Honours List Mixed Up With Queens New Year's Shopping List
Confusion reigned at Buckingham Palace this morning when details of the Queen's New Year's Honours List were mixed up with those of Her Majesty's New Year's Shopping List, resulting i...
Read full storyMars Not Really A Planet
NASA released the results of it's 'Operation Other Planet' study today, confirming scientist's worst fears the world over: Mars is not really a planet.
Read full storyPolar Bears Blamed for Global Warming
The intense debate over Mother Earth's atmosphere and the effects from global warming is rattled off of it's scientifically firm foundation with this most recent study by Lukoil.
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