Not so well known spoof writer Henman is reported to have gone completely bonkers by his neighbours. At present, he has been taken into custody by the police and will soon be going under rigorous rehabilitation.
The 13 year old spoof writer who only refers to himself as the 'Henman' was found by his neighbours half naked, cursing at someone called JalapenoMan for being so darn good. He also cursed Noshing Mink, and Queen Mudder for the same reasons.
The police say they're happy they got to the psycho before he hurt himself. These spoof writers are dangerous people, they should be avoided at all times remarked a passer-by at the scene, who has chosen to remain anonymous in fear that other spoof writers may haunt him down.
When asked about his actions, a hysterical Henman grabbed a male reporter by the nipples. He was immediately tasered down and secured in a stray jacket. In all of this, the crazed writer had only one thing to say "Don't tase me man!"