Written by TJL

Saturday, 29 December 2007

(New York) Longtime couple Susan Marx and Joshua Faber resolved to use more passive aggressive behavior and other forms of psychological torture to make each other even more miserable in the New Year.

"This year I focused on constantly reminding Josh that he has never talked about us getting married," Marx stated as she spread new bridal magazines out on the coffee table. "In 2008 I'm going to continue that, plus casually mention that all of my friends are now having kids and moving to the suburbs. I can't wait until my baby catalogs start arriving."

Faber will continue to praise Susan on how good she looks no matter what she weighs and call out old girlfriend's names when they have sex.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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