Hillary's Hidden Motives Behind Her Presidential Campaign

Written by Honcho McLopez

Saturday, 29 December 2007

Hillary's presidential ambitions could very well be a plot. Our investigative reporters have interviewed Haif D'Afairre, close confidante of the presidential candidate:

"Ms. D'Afairre, repeat for us again, verbatim, the conversation between you and the leading American presidential candidate?".

"Verbatim is kind of tough, I mean, it's been a while now - going on for months. I mean, since maybe 2 weeks prior to her announcing her candidacy? I'll do my best. Does my hair look okay?

Anyway, I asked her point blank - you know, I knew before anyone else about her decision to run - 'why are you running for president?'.

She said 'I am going to teach that womanizing bastard a lesson. I am going to have myself one of those desktop affairs. My challenge here is - I don't want interns, colleagues, or strange nobodies. I mean, I've been there, and done that.'

"I told her, 'well Hill-ho (that's what we called her, us girls) why don't you be original and do the dirty with Bill?'.

Then she went on a rampage - 'That would defeat the purpose, wouldn't it?'.

I was like 'Yeah, girl, you right'."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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