Tammy Faye Bakker and Ron Jeremy to Wed
Hollywood, CA- Surprising Christians and pornography viewers alike, porn star Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy and televangelist Tammy Faye Bakker Messner announced plans to wed.
Read full storyMan digs up park for buried birthday beer money
A German man dug a hole the size of a large mattress in a park in a vain attempt to recover a 100 Euro note he had buried a week earlier. Police in the city of Aachen at first mistook the shovel-wielding 35-year-old for a construction worker, but wer...
Read full storyMars rover finds McDonalds drive-thru
In a shocking picture release by NASA today, Opportunity, the exploratory rover, has been spotted trundling up to McDonalds drive thru. Whilst the contents of the take-away were kept suspiciously elusive, rumours abound that the cheeky martian rover...
Read full storyWimbledon FC to move again
On the grapevine today is the news that following their unsuccessful move to Milton Keynes, Wimbledon FC are considering sponsorship from the Sun and a move to Manchester City's old ground at Maine Road.
Read full storyFriends cast involved in Blaine-a-Like starvation stunt
The cast of popular TV show, Friends, have decided to end their comedy careers by starving themselves for forty days in an ice-cream truck's fridge. Cast member Matt Le Blanc explained:...
Read full storyFirefighters youth hoax call initiative a success
Tower Hamlet's firefighters have deemed their "youth education programme" a success after the first week. The idea of the programme is to meet with youngsters and let them experience firefighting at close quarters, hoping that they will...
Read full storyGAO Gives Cheney Thumbs Up
Antonin Scalia and Dick Cheney have been feeling the heat ever since it was revealed the pair went to Patterson, Louisiana last month to hunt ducks. The Supreme Court Justice traveled as an official guest of the Vice President on a small government j...
Read full storyThai Prime Minister Eats Chicken, Dies
BANGKOK - In an effort to show his countrymen and the world that Thailand is safe from bird flu, Prime Minister Thaksin demonstrated last week at a press conference his insatiable appetite and had a "power chicken" lunch in front of newspap...
Read full storyBlair hospitalised after anal scare
UK prime minister Tony Blair is back in hospital tonight after undergoing intensive surgery to have a strange object removed from his anus.
Read full storyTop 10 Options For Saddam Hussein
1. Ask US President George W. Bush to step down and join him to stand trial for crimes against Iraqi people.
Read full storyClint Eastwood to Get Really Pissed If He Doesn't Win Oscar
CARMEL BY THE SEA, CA - It's Oscar time again. The Red Carpet unfolds---it's Hollywood's big night. Graced by only the cream of the crop celebrities, it is the one true measure of success by an actor, director or producer. One director...
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