Friends cast involved in Blaine-a-Like starvation stunt

Funny story written by KendoMonkey

Friday, 6 February 2004

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Slurping down some cool ones before they go

The cast of popular TV show, Friends, have decided to end their comedy careers by starving themselves for forty days in an ice-cream truck's fridge. Cast member Matt Le Blanc explained:

"We wanted to go out with a 'bang!', and this was what we came up with. We'll give the proceeds to charity...but I think the proceeds are just going to be the ice-cream that has to come out of the fridge."

Regarding the struggle they'll endure during the forty-day starvation in freezing temperatures, he continued:

"Oh, it won't be a problem. Y'know - I'm always cool! I'll just be a little cooler," Le Blanc smiled madly. "And as for the girls - hell, they've pretty much starved themselves silly since they were 18!"

Critics have already panned the attempt as "fool-hardy jinxsterism".

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