Wimbledon FC to move again

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Friday, 6 February 2004

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On the grapevine today is the news that following their unsuccessful move to Milton Keynes, Wimbledon FC are considering sponsorship from the Sun and a move to Manchester City's old ground at Maine Road.

They feel that their name is now tainted so will call themselves Manchester Titty. They will have topless cheerleaders and pictures of Page 3 Girls on their shirts. The players believe that it is the only way they can stay up this season.

I asked the Manager if the selling was finished and he assured me that apart from a carpet and a couple of mugs there will be no more selling unless I saw something I liked.

Any suggestion that they were aiming for the lowest common denominator with the forthcoming deal was rubbished by the Board yesterday, watch this space

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