CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Hollywood - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan commented on Paris Hilton's spoiled behavior. Paris Hilton was kicking and screaming, basically throwing a temper tantrum because she was having to go back to jail rather than s...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Ripley, West Virginia - Bush Administration officials, in an effort to silence TheSpoof.com reporter, Cal-el, raised water utility rates by 24.9% to all of West Virginia. This comes after a series of articles that Cal Jennings...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Prague - In a meeting with Russian leadership two days before the "scheduled" meeting in Germany, President Bush addressed the Russian leaders, commenting on their human rights violations.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Crawford, TX - Bin Laden, staying at the president's Crawford Ranch, is using his most destructive terrorist tactic yet! He's NOT attacking America. This is causing the biggest collapse in the Bush administration sinc...
Me, Roger, & the boys went down to tha crik and burned a cross fer George Dubbya last night. We nailed a life sized effa... effe... affe... dummy of Ron Paul on it afore we lit it. Aftur it went out, we saw one of them real live UFOs! I think I was aducted cause I been fergittin things, specially when I smoke one of them funny cigarettes what mah son brings home frum school.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The nitrogen cooled super high speed cell phone by Cingurizon features a quadruple core 31.9 Thz processor which allows those with super fast fingers to text away to their heart's content while watching movies in stereoscop...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - It appears that the revolution against Bush is on via the Internet. Hallpass has released a video on How to Make Thermite, the...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - GALESBURG, Illinois - Five high school students were denied their diplomas because people in the crowd cheered for them as they crossed the stage. This is the latest in atrocities performed by loyal Bush supporters running his...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - President Bush has selected Jack Kevorkian to be the next Surgeon General. President Bush believes that Kevorkian's cure is the best cure yet. He intends to have it tested on Mary Cheney.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - U.K. - New clear footage was taken of the Loch Ness Monster. Lab technician Gordon Holmes, 55, from Shipley, Yorkshire claims to have taken the photos while preparing to film his nude girlfriend standing before the famous Loch...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - In a speech to CENTCOM, released on Whitehouse.gov today, President Bush said,...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Rose Garden - President Bush, while giving a speech at the Rose Garden, was given a piece of mind by one of the birds of the air. Highly popularized on YouTube, it shows the offending waste falling on President Bush's...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Africa - CENTCOM, the organization that President Bush created from which to command the military for his New World Order, is opening a base in Africa. This comes after President Bush authorized $30 Billion to fight AIDS there...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Cal Jennings was detained under claims that he entered the U.S. illegally when suffering from T.B. Now, after TheSpoof.com revealed that Cal Jennings is really Cal-el and that he doesn't need a...
My grandson, Billy Roy Joe Bob, snuck into mah white lighnin' agin. I jest kain keep that grandson o mine away frum tha still.
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - "It was 20 years ago today, Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play," goes the old Beatle song, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, but the song was about 20 years off. It looks like Paul is lonely again,...
CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Las Vegas - From sea to shining sea, Las Vegas has been the one place in America that has seen a profit through both good economic situations and bad, but Las Vegas is going broke as Ron Paul's odds move from 200 to 1 15 to...
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