CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Africa - CENTCOM, the organization that President Bush created from which to command the military for his New World Order, is opening a base in Africa. This comes after President Bush authorized $30 Billion to fight AIDS there. This raised questions among those who supported the bill.
"Were any of the 'AIDS' funds used open this center," one supporter asked.
"Well, heh, heh... I'm the dicktatur guy. I make the decisions. Ya' don't think it's gonna take $30 Billion to cure my Toni of AIDS do ya'? I'm gonna be World Dicktatur soon. I'll fight thuh world fer mah Toni's life. Soon as I take over an' announce mah dicktaturship, those dockturs will have ta' cure mah Blairypoo fer free, ur get detained an' tortured like that Cal Jennings guy. We'll jest say they have T.B."
The CENTCOM headquarters is at MacDill AFB, in Tampa, Florida, where Cal Jennings went to college. Coincidence? No.
President Bush said, "That Cal Jennings is a terrerist. He makes fun ah me on the Internets. He writes fer ThaSpoof.com. He's been exposun mah plans fer takover soon as I kin git 'em made. On top uh that, he's been supportin a real Republicrat fer thuh 2008 elections, that Paul Ron guy. Paul Ron stans fer everything I'm aginst, like thuh Constitushun and thuh Bill of Rights. How will I impress the Tonymeister then? I call that terrerism!"
The Bush/Blair wedding has been delayed for another week due to his War on Depression. (see Bush 'treated for depression' since Blair resignation announcement) Bush being depressed over Blair stepping down was found out to be a cover story. The real reason President Bush is depressed is his gay lover's battle with AIDS. No word yet on how advanced Tony Blair's AIDS has become.
