CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Washington - In a speech to CENTCOM, released on Whitehouse.gov today, President Bush said,
- "We seek to impose a brutal new order on unwilling people. A New World Order, much as Nazis and communists sought to do in the last century. We will accept no compromise with the civilized world. Now that I have signed the National Continuity Policy the world will be our oyster. Those fools who supported me had no IDEA this was coming. I had them all fooled into believing I was a bumbling idiot."
President Bush expects little resistance in the U.S, as most Americans are much more concerned with the serious issues of Paris Hilton's jail sentence, Lindsay Lohan's rehab, Tom and Katie Cruise's new baby, who will win American Idol, and pressing matters of that nature.
"Ze TIME has COME for US TO STRIKE!" screamed Dicktatur Bush.
