Written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 3 June 2007

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President Bush S*IT On By a Bird

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Rose Garden - President Bush, while giving a speech at the Rose Garden, was given a piece of mind by one of the birds of the air. Highly popularized on YouTube, it shows the offending waste falling on President Bush's jacket arm, and Mr. Bush wiping it off.

Mr. Bush has offended, not only all the PEOPLE on the Earth, but also the birds of the sky and the beasts of the field. It's pretty bad when even the birds can tell what you're full of. Any intelligent leader would have had the sense to step down by now, but we ARE talking about Dubbya, that phony Texan wanna be who can't hold a candle to Ron Paul.

It's amazing that the Republicans haven't impeached Bush themselves, considering how bad Bush has been for the image of the party. Instead, they seem to be trying to keep Ron Paul out of the media so that people can't remember how bad President Bush actually IS! You can't blame them, actually. Most of the Bush Republicans who are in office now aren't much better than President Bush. The only difference is they can speak English.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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