Written by Cal Jennings

Saturday, 2 June 2007

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Cal-el still being detained and tortured

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - "The Internets" - Cal Jennings was detained under claims that he entered the U.S. illegally when suffering from T.B. Now, after TheSpoof.com revealed that Cal Jennings is really Cal-el and that he doesn't need a plane to fly, being the illegitimate half-brother of Kal-el, YouTube aficionados are making video after video of the "New 9/11 Scare."

The videos tell how the whole T.B. contagion story is a fraud, and the makers are demanding the release of Cal Jennings. The videos show pictures of Bush with an Adolph Hitler mustache, prisoners being detained, citizens being tortured, and protesters being rounded up by police. At the end, most of them feature ads for Ron Paul for President, saying that he would support the Constitution and not hold Cal Jennings under guard without representation as this administration did.

Viewers have been eating up the videos and YouTube's access numbers have been the highest since the 9/11 videos started to appear.

No word yet on whether Cal-el has revealed his secret identity to authorities yet.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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