Written by Cal Jennings

Sunday, 3 June 2007

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Thermite Burning Through Steel Desk

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The Internets - It appears that the revolution against Bush is on via the Internet. Hallpass has released a video on How to Make Thermite, the substance believe used to melt the beams in the 9/11 conspiracy.

Now every student is flocking to the site so they can learn how to melt through tanks when their protests are attacked by the Bush military.

Digg.com had so many hits that it shut down the servers for over two hours. Also on Hallpass is how to make a flamethrower out of a Super Soaker, how to make hot ice (useful for pouring into military radiators), and how to shoot a bow and arrow into a target the size of an apple.

Obviously, people are completely fed up with their rights being taken away, and they said that if Ron Paul doesn't get elected, the revolution is ON!

Ron Paul encouraged his supporters not to start a revolution just yet. If the media ever lets him on the air and in the polls, he expects that he can do well, if not win. Ron Paul hates violence, but understands how disgusted people have become with the current administration stripping them of their rights.

"I sure hope it doesn't come to this. If I weren't a Vegan, perhaps I'd be that angry as well. It is sad when a country that was founded on Godly principals thinks it has to resort to violence to make a change. Who would Jesus kill?" said Ron Paul.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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