CCN (Crazy Cal News) - GALESBURG, Illinois - Five high school students were denied their diplomas because people in the crowd cheered for them as they crossed the stage. This is the latest in atrocities performed by loyal Bush supporters running his educational programs.
About a month before the ceremony, which occured on May 27th, Galesburg High students and their parents had to sign a contract promising to act in dignified way. Violators were warned they could be denied their diplomas and barred from the after-graduation party.
"It's a sad thing when people no longer have the right to cheer for their kids when they cross the stage," said Dr. Ron Paul. "I not only would have let them cheer, but I would have cheered for them as well."
Americans have seen a rapid decrease in their Constitutional rights since President Bush came into office. It seems that each day we loose a few more of our precious rights. We can't be concerned with that, however. We have more important matters like what Tom, Katie, Lindsay Lohan, and Paris Hilton are doing, not to mention who won American Idol.
