A 5-year scientific study involving 62 countries has been scrapped after the head of the research team announced that teaching fish to smoke pipes is pretty pointless. Up to 150 scientists and researchers - at a cost of over $40 million - attempte...
Springfield PA-- A silly tosser named Mr. Fish became the first person ever to score over one trillion views on TheSpoof.com website. The severely obsessive-compulsive 'writer' posts exactly 100 insipid 'stories' to the website every single day.
Pandemonium broke out this afternoon on a council estate in Oxford when Social Services removed a 'disturbed and abused' pet goldfish from its family home, in a bowl, on the sideboard, and took it into protective custody. 'This is outrageous,' sai...
Today in Brighton a 36 year old man ate a fish. It is assumed that the fish was purchased along with a portion of chips from a takeaway on the seafront. The unfortunate fish was presumed by experts to have been a cod, gutted, topped, tailed, and d...
Longtime Firm Boy Restaurant catfish eater Randy Bill "Blubberbutt" Keats died Sunday, succumbing to the fat-and cholesterol-laden fried catfish/hushpuppy/potatoes/batter-dipped salad dish after a brave 53-year battle. "Sadly, Keats' family has a...
Philadelphia PA-- Presidential candidate Barack Obama launched an attack yesterday against spoof writer 'Fish'. Political pundits on both sides of the aisle are saying this morning it will cost Obama the election. Obama characterized Fish as being "o...
Quebec, Canada (IPP) - Quebec authorities report that Survivorman star, Les Stroud, was eaten by a large clam on Cocos Island in the Eastern Pacific Ocean. A spokesman for Les Stroud stated that the star of "Survivorman" was cooking a large clam...
When Fulton Fish Monger Vito Alfano went to work on Monday, he thought it would be just another stinking day smelling like fish. By twelve noon Alfano was surrounded by news cameras and giants of the art world. The difference was made by a casual vis...
St. John's, Newfoundland - Varick Pilgrim, a sixty-two year old blind fish monger stumbled into a the local Nude Lesbian Association (NLA) convention and claims to have discovered a new fish species.
A plastic 'magic fish' which has predictive qualities has taken control of the worlds Stock Markets.
Sushi outlets throughout London are under threat as disgruntled City workers finally wake up to the fact that they are eating raw fish.
Animals hand-raised by German zookeepers display disturbing tendency toward cruelty, goose-stepping, and following orders.
In the best piece of 'set up journalism' since Sven Goran Eriksson and the fake sheikh, spoof writer Peter Musgrove has managed to create one of the best headlines of all time.
Sussex - The 102 pound mirror carp that was 'caught' by 82 year old William Fuller has been discovered to be a catch not worthy of the world record.
Extremist fisherman are today reported to have horrifically mutilated a rare Mako shark today by slicing off its head mid-ocean. Australian Gold Coast activists were today said to be appalled at the act of violence carried out on the most peaceful sp...
Little Rock, Arkansas-- What began as an innocent day of jests and jokes between unemployed rednecks ended in disgrace for the state of Arkansas and Rex-Bobby Ray, a Little Rock native and local redneck. Ray, along with a group of friends, were drink...
A fish in Peru has allegedly "walked out" of the sea in a port north of Lima. It took many on-lookers at a busy fishing port by surprise when the fish, thought to be an Island Coral Trout, not native to the South Pacific Ocean, merely wande...
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