Written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 23 October 2008

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A Fish Yesterday - Neither A Cod Nor A Great White

Today in Brighton a 36 year old man ate a fish. It is assumed that the fish was purchased along with a portion of chips from a takeaway on the seafront.

The unfortunate fish was presumed by experts to have been a cod, gutted, topped, tailed, and deep fried in batter.

When the man was confronted over his actions he expressed incredulity.

'It's just a fish and chips,' he said. 'And it's very tasty if you really want to know. Now would you please clear off and leave me alone.'

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world a 23 year old South African surfer was eaten by a great white shark.

Equilibrium restored. Job done.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Food, Fish, Eating

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