St. John's, Newfoundland - Varick Pilgrim, a sixty-two year old blind fish monger stumbled into a the local Nude Lesbian Association (NLA) convention and claims to have discovered a new fish species.
"T'was a strange fish tho, a finless flatfish flounder wit hairs crossa ta top. Me tinks tis fram narthern waters, like Grenland'r Baffn Land".
"A finer fish market you never could saw, shoulder t'shoulder t'was wit evry man it were holding a fine fish'n frontim".
"Me may not sees so well, but me knows me fish".
"I checked ta health ada fish and dey wuz all fresh'n fair".
When asked how a man happened to make it into the convention NLA spokeswoman-man-woman Ima Mann says that Mr. Pilgrim was "mar clean shaved den most'n smarld good".
Conventioneers believed Pilgrim to be a scheduled speaker and enjoyed mingling with him after the plenary discussions "Till he tried to pack ice on'r minge and wrap it'n brown paper, den we trew him out".
"Warn't sure what da lemons wer far . . . dey lacked pratty tho".
