LONDON - (Satire News) - A Buckingham Palace insider has revealed that the queen checked into The Prince Pablo VI Hospital to have a lower body procedure done. The 96-year-old monarch had recently gone in for an estimate to have 2.7 miles of her v…
LONDON - (Satire News) - The woman that the British call 'her majesty' has just informed Ta Ta For Now News that Buckingham Palace will be the scene of one of the biggest, bloomingly blimey birthday parties since the days of Princess Penelope IV, 269…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Her majesty, the 96-year-old royal queen spoke with Neville Twickenbuck, of The Tickety Boo News and informed him that she has had her fill of that cruel, hate-infected, little shrimp, with the tiny dangly bits, Vladimir Niki…
LONDON - (Satire News) - Buckingham Palace is reporting that her majesty has indeed sold her prized Kentucky racehorse to her son Prince Charles. Queen Elizabeth's American racehorse named "iPad" has won six of the seven races he has raced in, inc…
To celebrate the 70th anniversary of Queen Elizabeth II's accession, the Tat Gallery is to display a series of her diarrhoea in an exhibition entitled "70 Years On The Throne". Gallery owner Tarquin Snott explained the reasons behind the artworks.
LONDON - (Satire News) - The most hated woman in America has just visited the most beloved woman in the United Kingdom. Marjorie Taylor Greene (aka The Fake Blonde Scarecrow) was invited to visit and tour Buckingham Palace by her majesty the 96¼-y…
AUSTIN - (Satire News) - The world's largest corporation, which is bigger than Walmart, Sony, McDonalds, Exxon-Mobil, and Toys-R-Us put together has just made an astonishingly astounding announcement. According to Tittle Tattle Tonight senior writ…
MANHATTAN, New York - (Satire News) - Sarah Ferguson, aka The Duchess of York recently sat down with Press Extra News Agency writer Voodoo Dupree at a pizza/hot dog kiosk in Lower Manhattan. Fergie, as her ex-husband, the predatorial royal, Andrew…
News has reached us that Sir Cliff Richard is to launch a new heavy metal dance crossover sound when he performs at the Queen's Jubliee in July. Songs such as Devil Woman, Bachelor Boy, We Don't Talk Anymore, Living Doll and The Young Ones will ha…
In a candid interview given to the National Enquirer newspaper, Prince Harry revealed that Queen Elizabeth the Second is being held prisoner in Buckingham Palace by her son Prince Charles and her grandson Prince William, and she begged him to help he…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Britain’s Ta Ta For Now News writer Loretta Piffinshaw, recently visited Buckingham Palace and spoke with her majesty, the queen. Piffinshaw is one of the few UK writers that have actually been invited by Queen Elizabeth to…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – Reports are that Prince Charles gave the C-19 virus to his mom, Queen Elizabeth who then gave it to her crumpet baker, who then gave it to a double decker bus driver. The queen denies giving it to her crumpet baker, because…
A source inside Buckingham Palace has made the startling claim that Her Majesty, The Queen has consumed more than 11 imperial tons of tallow since coming to the throne in 1953 The insider told us that she eats raw tallow for every meal, and that e…
OKLAHOMA CITY – (Sports Satire) – Queen Elizabeth's racehorse, named “iPad” has just won The Oklahoma City Derby. The two-year-old “iPad” who is a rescue racehorse captured the coveted Oklahoma City Derby, by an amazing 21 lengths. The queen’s…
LONDON – (Satire News) – Coors Light Beer, which is headquartered in Golden, Colorado, has just announced that it will be brewing a new light beer in honor of her majesty, the queen. A spokesperson for Coors Light (UK), Rafferty Cocklings, III, sa…
JUNGLE JIM, Cambodia – (Satire News) – Scotland Yard is reporting that unknown to Prime Minister Boris Johnson or her majesty Queen Elizabeth, one of Cambodia’s top drug lords sold to Great Britian, 700 pounds of Cambodian Primo Jungle Powder. The…
LONDON – (UK Satire) – A spokesperson for Buckingham Palace has just announced that Queen Elizabeth has cancelled her scheduled trip to Boston, Massachusetts. There had been some widespread speculation that the reason was due to an infected uvula…
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