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Funny story: Ethiopia to hold benefit concert for Brits

Ethiopia to hold benefit concert for Brits

Musicians in Ethiopia are coming together to hold a benefit concert on Wednesday, to raise money for people in the UK impacted upon by the coronavirus. The concert named “Now It's Your Turn", will be held on Wednesday at the Addis Ababa Stadium.

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Funny story: Army ordered to shoot on sight greedy Brits

Army ordered to shoot on sight greedy Brits

Furious Britons who have criticised selfish panic-buyers who are raiding supermarket shelves and leaving those most in need without food and essential supplies, have been heard by Prime Minister Boris Johnson, who announced sweeping laws to combat th...

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Funny story: France at war against coronavirus

France at war against coronavirus

France will spend 45 billion euros to help prostitutes with the coronavirus outbreak, the country’s finance minister announced on Tuesday, after President Emmanuel Macron declared “we are at war” against the virus, and ordered citizens to remain home...

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Funny story: Dyslexic man contracts new virus

Dyslexic man contracts new virus

A Hull man has been struck down with a new strain of coronavirus after working in Thailand. Tatty Mullett, 56 was stood nearby an 81-year-old carrier of the deadly SARS-like infection. Officials have confirmed the man caught the virus after his...

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Funny story: Blackpool man speaks to wife for first time in years, thanks to coronavirus

Blackpool man speaks to wife for first time in years, thanks to coronavirus

After last week's news that the English Football Leauge has been suspended until April 3 at the earliest, due to the widespread coronavirus outbreak, Blackpool supporter Pommo Pomerenko was forced to speak to his wife of 15 years, Joan, for the first...

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Funny story: England to close Scottish and Welsh borders

England to close Scottish and Welsh borders

England will be closing its borders with Wales and Scotland to anyone who is not a citizen, Prime Minister Boris Johnson has announced. The new measure, to mitigate the spread of the coronavirus in England, also includes the Isle of Wight, The Cha...

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Funny story: Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified

Coronavirus - Patient Zero identified

The first confirmed case of someone suffering from COVID-19 has been traced back as far as December 24 last year, according to a leaked document coming from The World Health Organisation. The Savannah Morning News has reported it had seen data sho...

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Funny story: Prisons to release offenders early to prevent Coronavirus spread in US penal system

Prisons to release offenders early to prevent Coronavirus spread in US penal system

With prisons and jails in danger of becoming breeding grounds for the coronavirus, the White House has come up with a novel way of releasing criminals back into society earlier than their initial sentences demanded While not classed as parole, th...

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Funny story: Americans arm themselves as Coronavirus panic spreads

Americans arm themselves as Coronavirus panic spreads

Sales of automatic weapons and assault rifles have almost trebled overnight in some states, as Americans prepare themselves for an onslaught of disease, famine, and death. Forecasters have predicted that the virus will 'only get worse' , and is...

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Funny story: Writer sees sales soar thanks to coronavirus

Writer sees sales soar thanks to coronavirus

English author, Duncan Whitehead, has reported that sales of his books in the USA have trebled overnight, as shoppers continue to panic-buy goods and food. However, the increase in sales appears to have had nothing to do with the stories themselv...

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Funny story: Coronavirus food shortages leads to Brits eating horse meat

Coronavirus food shortages leads to Brits eating horse meat

Food shortages in the UK have led to supermarkets and butchers resorting to selling horse meat, as stockpiles of beef, pork and chicken are diminished by panic-buying Brits. Many shoppers are confessing that they actually enjoy the taste of horses...

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Funny story: French tourist guilty on 549 charges of rape and sexual assault

French tourist guilty on 549 charges of rape and sexual assault

A French skunk has been found guilty on five hundred and forty-nine of six hundred possible counts: criminal sexual act in the first degree and rape in the third degree. He was found not guilty, though, of the most serious charges, of bestiality (two...

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Funny story: ISIS suicide dog training camp raided

ISIS suicide dog training camp raided

A camp reported to be conducting the training of puppies, to enable them to carry out suicide bombing missions, has been raided by allied Special Forces. The camp, located in Northern Afghanistan, is understood to have been wiped out, with dozens...

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Funny story: Irish Americans to toast St Patricks Day by celebrating terrorism

Irish Americans to toast St Patricks Day by celebrating terrorism

Irish Americans will once again celebrate St Patrick's Day, dressed in green, claiming to 'have a Great Great Grandfather, who knew a guy from Ireland', and insult true Irish people everywhere by downing 'Irish Car Bomb' drinks, totally unaware and o...

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Funny story: Confused cat killed

Confused cat killed

A black cat called 'Mike', who successfully sued his former owner for not recognizing that he is in fact a white dog trapped inside the wrong body with the wrong-colored skin, has died. The lawsuit, which was filed last week in Fort Lauderdale, F...

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Funny story: IRS has local man puzzled

IRS has local man puzzled

A Shreveport man is claiming that the Internal Revenue Service is sending him mixed signals regarding both his 2018 and 2019 tax returns. Tatty Mullett, 38, a broad-shouldered man with a back akin to a sturdy oak, relayed two conversations he had ha...

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Funny story: Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

Harry and Meghan post adorable photo of Archie's first POO

The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have posted an adorable new photograph of baby Archie Harrison's first POOP today - as Meghan, 37, celebrates her first Mother's Day with her son. The adorable single image shows the newborn's SOILED DIAPER or N...

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