Today's Science Tomorrow -- A relatively simple hardware change has allowed Kodyak to make CMOS and CCD bimbo image sensors for digital cameras that are two to four times more sensitive to light, resulting in less colour noise when a bimbo's...
The five New York crime families have voted Paris Hilton's mug shot the best ever. The five families; Massino (Formally The Bonnanos), Colombo, Gambino, Genovese, Lucchese; have just met in Hidden, upper New York State, for the 45th annual Omerta...
Some misguided broken nose fans of Sinatra thought he wanted to be in "From Here to Eternity", so they put a horses head in then head of Columbia Pictures, Harry Cohen's bed. Nicole Richie spent many a time at MJ's 'Neverland Ranch', sleeping in his room, (she claims) in her own bed.
Streets of Hollywood (Some guy) - The reason Britney Spears bum, boobs and unmentionable part keep getting paparazzi snapped is her fear of underwear.
(The Black Pearl) - Shiver-me-timbers.. Cap'n Jack Sparrow's crew are fakers. So says Christopher Bonanos a senior editor at New York magazine.
Flash: Hooterville: (Some girls do) - This probably comes as NO great surprise to any U.S. prime time television watcher. There is only Fuck and Shit on TV, it's just that you ain't allowed to say it! -- Until now. And actually on the TV sc...
Exclusive :: Dateline :: Hollywoodland (The Good Part)...
In breaking news this intrepid reporter has just witnessed that Dow Jones Bancroft has jumped from the top of The Wall Street Journal building, and taken the whole family with him. What a tragedy! The New York Stock Exchange will collapse and take the world with it.
Today: Off The Wire.. (Some Guy) Ann Coulter wants hotel heiress Paris Hilton sent to Camp Delta, Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. "She's a goddamn terrorist." Coulter was reported as saying. "Terrifying the Great American People by acting l...
Mel Gibson has held a sparse news conference announcing he would produce and direct a new movie titled: "Plaster of Paris". The movie will be a compound modern day oenology with troubled heiress
Beverly Hills_ (Some guy) "I was just looking for the re-creation bathroom. I must have jerked open a closet door and said 'Jesus' - 'YES', a voice answered. It was a white haired man holding a mop or staff in his hands with a f...
Paris has requested that you forward the following to her with all your love.. _Gai Gai Karraokee PHPA...
Although reports that Paris Hilton has been photographing herself all day while in prison are true, there's NO truth that she's been promised to 'Big Bertha'.
Bill Gates has admitted for the first time that he still holds resentment against the traffic policeman that arrested him for speeding. And that was in 1978!...
An unemployed mechanic jumped on the Pope's Pope Mobile in an effort to secure the servicing tender. Fourteen Cardinals drew their Glock 33-shot semi-automatics and wrestled the man to the sacred ground.
The Dalai Lama teleported into Perth, Western Australia yesterday. Swathed in a sheet and with his hands in a frozen clasp, he proceeded to the luxury Burswood Hotel/Casino.
Expensive lawyer for pampered pooch Paris Hilton, Mike Hunt, said today: "I could have got my client (and new boat) off, if she had just stated in court she was "twaddley-waddley"". Asked what "twaddley-waddley" meant h...
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