Written by ChillerBaggins

Wednesday, 6 June 2007

image for Paris says 'Big Bertha' to get Nicole Richie
Mike Thudd and his rat pack

Although reports that Paris Hilton has been photographing herself all day while in prison are true, there's NO truth that she's been promised to 'Big Bertha'.

"Big Bertha is merely looking out for Paris, as Paris has promised to deliver her Nicole Richie at 2.30pm on any Sunday morning." So says Paris publicist Brantley-Marie Philpot.

"Paris and Nicole Richie had a fight. What was the feud about? Well, over the fact that Nicole showed the sex tape of Paris at a party without her and it began ...."

"Paris just wants to get her own back, and, has even hired paparazzi Mike Thudd and his rat pack to capture what happens. That's all there is to it. Nothing more than a normal Saturday night/Sunday morning on the Sunset Strip.." says Ms Philpot.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Paris Hilton

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