Why Britney Spears Fears Underwear & Tight Dresses

Written by ChillerBaggins

Friday, 15 June 2007


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Streets of Hollywood (Some guy) - The reason Britney Spears bum, boobs and unmentionable part keep getting paparazzi snapped is her fear of underwear.

"When I was a Mouseketeer," she said, "My panties were pulled down by a very naughty Donald Duck, who was subsequently fired. My training bra strap got caught in Goofy and snapped off also. So, as you can imagine, I was a wreck. I still live in fear of who's the leader of the band, ducks and Paris Hilton."

She also said she has a 'petite' body and can't get dresses to fit her. "They just keep falling off me.' she wailed. "And I have trouble getting into expensive European cars. I usually end up with my head down and tail up or legs apart. It's not my fault, sometimes I am afraid of spilling my glass of soda water, and of course, I have to lug this kid around also."

She also claimed she only shaved her head because, "On that night, I had nothing else to do.. and didn't want to get another tattoo as I thought the needle looked dirty. Besides.." she said, "dancing makes me very hot, it's not like I'm a nut case or anything... that Paris Hilton gets ALL the attention anyway!"

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