Gates admits 'Revenge' against cop

Written by ChillerBaggins

Wednesday, 6 June 2007

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Bill Gates has admitted for the first time that he still holds resentment against the traffic policeman that arrested him for speeding. And that was in 1978!

Young and pimply Gates was arrested speeding his Porsche in Albuquerque.

"Try as I might over the years, and, well, money spent, with agents, you know, I .. I, have not been able to track him down. BUT, I bet he uses Windows!" a reflective Gates said. "So I have ALWAYS instructed my programmers, right from, er, well, Windows95 and Office really, to build in some quirks and bugs. Right up until the new Office, and Vista, which is doing fantastic business by the way."

"One way or another, I know I am going to piss him off someday." A confident Gates said.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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