Written by ChillerBaggins

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

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Fucking surveillance..

Flash: Hooterville: (Some girls do) - This probably comes as NO great surprise to any U.S. prime time television watcher. There is only Fuck and Shit on TV, it's just that you ain't allowed to say it! -- Until now. And actually on the TV screen.

Fox Broadcasting won a major skirmish in Hollywood's ongoing decency/indecency battle with the FCC! Now First Amendment rights crusaders like Cher and Nicole Richie can say the F-word on TV in prime time!

A New York appeals court said Monday that the FCC's standing rule against "fleeting expletives" on TV doesn't make legal sense and might be unconstitutional.

Janet Jackson stick out them tits, love.

Richie at the 2003 Music Awards talking about her hit TV show "The Simple Life":
"Why do they even call it 'The Simple Life?' Have you ever tried to get cow shit out of a Prada purse? It's not so fucking simple."

Cher talking about career ups and downs at the 2003 Billboard Music Awards: "I've also had critics for the last 40 years saying that I was on my way out every year. Right. So fuck 'em. I still have a job and they don't."

Nice one. TAKE IT OFF, BABY!

U2's Bono let loose with the F-bomb on a 2004 NBC Broadcast.

Republican FCC Chairman Kevin Martin angrily retorted that he found it "hard to believe that the New York court would tell American families that 'shit' and 'fuck' are fine to say on broadcast television during the hours when children are most likely to be in the audience."

And believe me, FCC chairman Kevin Martin is pissed!

Of course, on Australian TV, you can always say Fuck, Shit, Muddyfunster, and even Cnut. (As was said on 'Sex and the City', when an artist wanted to paint Charlotte's!) And it doesn't have to be "fleeting", sit, take your time and discuss it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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