Natalie Reid paid to do Paris Hilton jail time!

Written by ChillerBaggins

Tuesday, 12 June 2007

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Judge Dredge gave Nutty the time. "that's hot"

Exclusive :: Dateline :: Hollywoodland (The Good Part)

Natalie (Nutty) Whitney Reid doing jail time....

Hell! For a couple of hundred thousand, for 45 days peace and quiet, I'd do it too. In a EXCLUSIVE it has been learnt that Nutty Reid has been screaming for a false mommy. A dummy mommy, in other words. Was Paris's
mommy a dummy?

The REAL Paris has still been out every night partying through this whole non-ordeal. Whoopee. Take it up the arse Judge Dredge! Don't believe me? Take a look for yourself 8-) four eyes.

Video: The real Paris party girl ::

Yup! I'll say it once and I won't say it again. Paris IS the Perfect Storm. A Super Bimbo. One of a kind. Good con Baby!

Addendum: Nutty is believed to have asked for an additional 25 thou for extra crying and handcuffs.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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