Mel Gibson has held a sparse news conference announcing he would produce and direct a new movie titled: "Plaster of Paris". The movie will be a compound modern day oenology with troubled heiress Paris Hilton, but within a Biblical setting.
And, in a shock move he announced that the entire movie would be spoken in French, with NO subtitles. Also, no tit and ass would be shown. "HEY", he said, "I showed my butt once and look where it got me."
Friends and associates have warned Gibson that because the movie is in French, no one will be able to understand it.
"Goddamn it!", one studio boss was quoted as saying, "Even air traffic control is in English. If everyone of those planes started speaking frog, they'd be dropping out of the sky like flies."
Gibson said he hoped to get Papal approval for the project. Being a Catholic reject, and with Hilton visiting a Catholic church once, (like da) did not worry him --- identifying with a drunk driver did.
