WASHINGTON DC-Produce from the White House organic garden has been found to contain several commonly used pesticides, forcing the First Lady to come clean. Lettuce and cherry tomatoes carried home from a White House organic garden harvesting event...
Duluth, Mn - The great grandson of an illegitimate child born in Grandma's boarding house, the precurser to Grandma's Restaurant, has won the Grandma's Marathon in Duluth, Minnesota. The marathon got its name from its first sponsor, Grandma's Restaur...
Arlington, Va - In a measure to deflect an increasing backlash from animal rights groups and republicans regarding President Obama's fly swatting incident, the White House announced today that it will seak to erect a new monument to adorn Arlington C...
According to the California Bay Realty Company, Leonardo DiCaprio has sold his house for an estimated $8 million. The star of 'Revolutionary Road' put the Malibu mansion on the market late last year, with an asking price of $7,999,000 and a deal w...
Washington, D.C. - 89 year-old white supremist, James Von Brunn, today shot and killed a security guard at the Holocaust Museum in the capitol. Initial reports indicate that it was a random act of a deranged gunman who, after carrying years of hate t...
Pop star Mariah Carey is bragging about how much she has been ramming down her maw while making her latest album. The soon to be released Full Piehole has inspired Carey to cram her gush with more bulk than she usually puts up her tush. When...
London - A secret source has spoken out about an alleged affair between Amanda Holden and co-host of Britain's Got Talent Piers Morgan. The affair allegedly started two months ago while Piers and Amanda were in Scotland judging the Glasgow cont...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The hip-swiveling, Colombia singer Shakira performed at a White House dinner in honor of Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez. The erotically sensual Shakira performed her hits including "Whenever Wherever," "Ready For The Good Time...
Washington,D.C.-Israeli leader Binyamin Netanyahu, on his first visit to the United States, gave President Obama an authentic replica of a Dead Sea scroll containing the Biblical Book of Exodus. In what has become an excruciating exercise for vis...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - Vice-President Joe Biden accidentally revealed classified information, namely the hiding place location of the vice-presidential secret bunker. The extremely top-secret bunker is to be used by the vice-president in the event of...
An Environmental Protection Agency proposal that could have led to regulating the gases blamed for global warming has been whitewashed by the White House. The White House thinks factories, small businesses and other institutions should not be sacrif...
Washington, D.C. With Supreme Court Justice Souter's upcoming retirement, a High Court vacancy arises, and President Barack Obama faces the task of nominating a successor. In keeping with the President's promise of change and allowing citizens mor...
White House Interracial Porn Update - The latest movie release on the official Obama web site states "Watch white girls go crazy over Obama's big black cock!" Michelle's posts also state the truth to the old saying "Once you go with a white bi, yo...
Washington, D.C. Real change is coming to the White House, an executive spokesman says. The newly acquired dog will be ditched for four kittens. These will be named Paris, Hilton, Britney, and Spears. President Obama was made aware that the previo...
The Obama family introduced Bo, the new First Pet, to an excited and happy press today. Members of the media removed their lips from the President's ass long enough to take pictures of the Portuguese Water Dog. It was quickly discovered that Bo m...
WASHINGTON D.C. - After months of speculation and waiting, the presidential first family has finally welcomed the much-awaited "First Puppy" to its new home; The White House. The Obama bow-wow is a little six-month old male Portuguese water dog wh...
WASHINGTON D.C. - One of the world's greatest rock and roll bands of all time has been booked to play at the White House. A White House representative has in fact confirmed that Mick Jagger, Keith Richard, and the rest of the Rolling Stones band w...
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